Nah, but...its a number one album for a reason and it might be my very favorite thing I’ve ever listened to. Have to say though, kids are brutal and from what my mom told me I was never impressed with her work until I became a teenager so you might just have to wait a few more years before they start to love your work. 

If someone had told me 10 years ago that I would have a best selling album out there, I would have probably laughed in their face. Imagine me, a kid from Ipswich with no musical bone in his body, having an album out that has been streamed and played over 30 million times. It’s insane to think about and I don’t think its truly sunk in. I am just incredibly proud of everyone for making me look so good and believable as a true rockstar. You know who isn’t impressed by all this? My kids. They don’t care one iota. My son still thinks I’m lame and my daughter is so disinterested and I tried to sing for her the other day and she’s like ‘no thank you. im good.’ I guess someone has to keep me humble these days. @hfrpstarters​

Grace Burns & Kaia Gerber by Helena Christensen

Have you ever heard about the girl who made this whole thing about going on one date every day for a month even if she’d meet someone she’d like? Not a horror story but just had to think about that when you mentioned dating in new york. But wait....dupster diving is an actual thing? 

I was reading an article about dating horror stories and this girl matched with this guy who’s an accountant in downtown NYC. Guy seemed sweet and all and they arranged to go for dinner. She got all dressed up and he showed up in sweats. OK no big deal maybe the dining would be more casual than he thought. They get to the restaurant, she heads for the front door and this man diverts her towards the alley next to it instead and POINTS TO THE DUMPSTER. He took her DUMPSTER DIVING. On a first date. I can’t even… This other guy on a different story tried to pull the whole naked man thing from How I met your mother. Thankfully I’ve never had such a bad first date but what was the worst date you’ve ever been to? Maybe we can turn this into a Netflix special thing who knows @hfrpstarters​

Oh well now that you’ve said Disneyland..Disneyland, especially the Paris one cause then you could combine it with a lovely little romantic city trip for their anniversary as well? 

“Where do you think my family should go this summer? My mom’s always wanted to do Hawaii. Or, maybe Disneyland? Long story short my parents are celebrating their wedding anniversary and it’s a big milestone. I want to make it special for them, whether that be a vacation or a gift, any ideas? I’m completely hopeless when it comes to gift giving and or luxury trips I’m afraid, I just know that it would mean a lot to them, even if they’ll yell at me for doing so. They’ve always been there for me throughout my life, I could never repay such a thing. I’d like to try though,”  @hfrpstarters​

yes please, bring it to my house wrapped in a bow and add some chocolate – and your plan to just woo my mom while you do that fails you cause you’d come to my house and not hers and she’d never hear about it. So I win. 

yes please, bring it to my house wrapped in a bow and add some chocolate – and your plan to just woo my mom while you do that fails you cause you’d come to my house and not hers and she’d never hear about it. So I win. 

harrrystyls·:

that just about summarizes it, funny that you’ve hit the nail on the head with that one. not to fret, there’s tons more of upcoming shows if you feel like visiting a new place. if not, i’m sure a million more will be added in the next couple of months. i’m a man of one talent, and that is prancing around a stage and delivering a hell of a show.  – i’ve still got dibs on favorite child, eh? how many years running have i held that title?

I tend to do that, hit the nail on the head, its cause I am a smart genius, have you forgotten that? More shows to come? Is that my formal invite because it did not sound like it and I insist on that. You do and I think it’s ridiculous, make it stop Harold, please give up that spot cause I deserve it so much more

Poor rockstar has some time off but doesn’t know what to do? Joking, joking, I am still heartbroken I did not get to see the tour this time around, feels like I should have probably made more of an effort. Go spend some time with your mum and sister and you actually know my mom and dad would love to see you – you’re still like...her favorite child. 

having a bit of time off in between legs of the tour is slowly, but surely, starting to get to me. i mean, what do people normally do with all of this time off? i’ve got about a month of downtime and don’t even know where to begin. planning a trip to see my mum and sister, but other than that, i’ve gotta admit that i’m a bit stumped. aside from ducking paparazzi like it’s no one’s business, and taking a couple of jogs here and there, i’m not quite sure what to do with any of this extra time. @hfrpstarters​

ayo and kaia at sxsw

text ↝ mrs. crawford ❤️

chace: did you see what becca did to shiner in the group chat?!

chace: i agreed that he needed a trim, A TRIM!! not whatever this is.

chace: i'm taking custody rights away from her. my poor son 😩

kaia: I did and I won't like, I am a little worried that Milo might not be kind when he sees Shiners new haircut. I've already told him to be kind and pretend like we cant notice...

kaia: come on though, he is still the cutest bestest boy, that cant change anything

kaia: and becca meant well I assume...

Fairy godmother 😇

Sarah: listen, i gotta make up for being a terrible fairy godmother / big sister lately, but i'm once again missing you BIG time, lady. it's alright, you can say "dummy" i'll still love you ❤️

Sarah: come make malibu a little warmer with your huge heart. i promise we're still nyc neighbours, so don't you worry. i've been pretty great, a couple projects still very hush hush, mixed with some scripts being sent my way, still dreaming about that beach in the Maldives, like holy fuck. speaking off, i'm gonna need the full lay down on what i missed during the vacay ???

kaia: oh god, I've been so busy i totally have been very bad at keeping in touch myself but was at SXSW for a movie premiere and things were happening so please forgive me??

kaia: hush hush secret projects you wont tell me about?? no thats just rude. I honestly feel like I already want another vacay now that you've mentioned that, how rude.

📲 𝒔𝒎𝒔. → k & h

harry: definitely need to grab a drink while we're out here...

harry: please tell me you're in and won't make me head out there alone. first round on me? ♥️

kaia: legally drinking with you is such a yes please 🌼

kaia: but yes, you are totally paying just because you can ha.

Fairy godmother 😇

sarah: lady, the amount of admiration i have for you is beyond. but constantly getting to watch you grow, in your relationship, in life, in your talents...you're to blame for making me extra sappy right now.

sarah: well duh, you got her beauty and brain's, kaia. I'M DOWN. i've got a new Malibu bungalow with a white board calling our names, tequila fully stocked. personally, i feel like we'll either write our feelings, or draw a bunch of silly doodles, there's no in between

sarah: i've also been missing you A LOT.

kaia: god you are killing me sometimes with text like that. I am only who I am thanks for the incredibly women in my life and that includes you!

kaia: anything malibu yes always!!!

kaia: I miss you too, so much. How are you???

Fairy godmother 😇

sarah: lady, hearing all that fill's me with so much joy, you have no idea ❤️ i love hearing how happy you are, especially with how happy you two have been. and umm sure hope you took the cutest fucking photo's of these moments ! i knew you'd be onboard with this

sarah: you're moms a smart woman, so i will agree there, but MAINLY cause i wanna believe that you and i, can and will make this happen. ryan's just a name that we may attach, but lady, we'll make it happen! whatever "it" is! we gotta get to the drawing board first 😅 i'll stock up on tequila. oooooh it sure is. the wardrobe ?? i was obsessed. i wish i could say more, but it's looking as if i'll be able to SOON. and i'm currently east!!! still back in new york for a little while longer

kaia: I mean it took us a while to get here but it's honestly been one of my favorite months we've had lately, everything just feels very easy and effortless right now ❤️ obviously on board with it, come on now!!

kaia: Mom is very smart and I cannot even pretend she is not. Ohhh yes, let's get a white board and put all our thoughts on it and see what on earth we come up with because I feel like it'll absolutely wild. Perfect, let's absolutely get together and get that board going – with tequila