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hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like
etho created the hopper clock! ⏰
xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️
cubfan is a published astrophysicist.
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Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life
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"[Xisuma] just said 'trust it' and I interpreted that as 'Hey Grian, right click the bed'" has the same energy as 5-year-old me hearing that a freshly used frying pan was cooling off and interpreting that as ''This pan is cold now, please lay your entire hand flat on it"
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go follow this channel, they make 3D animations of Hermitcraft moments (and Life series moments) and like in the past 3D minecraft animations always felt a bit off to me but somehow this person is able to make it work SO well.
Like, the setting? The movement? the facial expressions?? Just the overall look of it??? Obsessed, 10/10, they also always pick such funny moments to animate lol
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thank you for approving my permit i am going to demolish stuff now
You got approved fair and square so that checks out!
...Oh dear
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All Real Life SMP members’ last words
13. Grian - “No, no, I’m gonna—”
12. Joel - “No, stop! No!—”
11. Scar - “No, no, no, no, go guys, it’s okay, oh jeez, oh frick—“
10. Impulse - “Don’t you do it. Don’t you do it!” [responding to Martyn saying Impulse was critting] “That’s right!”
9. Skizz - “What’s up, BigB! Whoo! Yeah!”
8. Ren - “No, don’t just kill me, it’s gotta be a fight! it’s gotta be a fight! Fight! Bring it on, you—”
7. Jimmy - “Aah!”
6. BigB - “Oh. Oh, no.”
5. Pearl - “Ah! Oh— I don’t wanna d—”
4. Martyn - “Please, please, please no, please no.”
3. Gem - “Cleo, get away from my backside! What is ha—”
2. Scott - “You got a fence post in your hand! Very nice.”
1. Cleo (winner) - “Creeper, creeper, creeper! Kill me, kill me, kill me! Aww—”
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joel loves the permit office!
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no way
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(fyi if you boop this blog my main is leejeann and i assume that's what'll show in the notifs if I boop back, okay bye, happy fool day everyone)
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so far the only Minecraft SOS series I've been watching is Mogswamp so I have no clue what anyone else has been up to and this about made me choke on a chip
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Imagine waiting forever in line at the DMV for a renewed ID or license or whatever and after an eternity they finally call you in like "Hmm, okay so this is all in order! Now I just need you to show me how to print it out. Yes, terribly sorry, I don't actually know how to! You don't either? Well, in the future please try to be more prepared. Sorry, I have another appointment now, you'll have to come back next week."
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Obsessed that Grian went "oh we need a waiting room actually" and just built a backrooms level, 10/10 incredibly accurate choice
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this has the energy of a sitcom bit
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Okay but to be honest I've had a long week so the bit of new interaction on the hermit permit quiz the past couple days and just, seeing some of the fun names people use or what silly things people put on the write-in questions or people celebrating being accepted or lamenting in my tags (mostly lamenting) has been some much needed levity lol
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I did it, we broke containment
I'll be honest I put the "would you be interested in following my Tumblr" question on the Hermit Permit uquiz half as a joke and mostly just to pad out the "form" as much as possible lol, but a surprising amount of you have actually followed me from it
so uh hi hello how are you, thanks for coming, I ramble about Hermitcraft (and the Life Series when that's going on), and also my peaceful solo world that's almost 3 years old (I play on bedrock), and on rare occasions I make fanart (very rare...)
(you can see stuff I've built in Minecraft tagged as "#stuff I built" if you'd like, I am low-key really proud of my solo world okay bye)
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Update: We are now at 202 total attempts (not counting my 2 test attempts) and NOW it's up to a 9.78% acceptance rate!
(18 assumed-legitimate attempts have succeeded)
Still less than Julliard though, mwa ha ha
Okay so it's been about a week since I made the Hermit Permit Request Form uquiz and it's kind of stalled now at just over 100 attempts so I feel obligated to show you that it has a 9.09%* acceptance rate!
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*Of those 10 that were accepted, one was me when I tested the quiz to make sure it was possible to get. Then 2 of them were the same person who succeeded and then retook the quiz shortly after to read the accepted screen I think.
(if that was you, hi you were also the first person to get accepted and I loved the dedication lol)
So technically only 8 people got the Request Accepted! screen, since my attempt and their second attempt were both by someone an advantage, i.e.: knowing the right combination of answers to get there.
And therefore REALLY it's a 7.27% acceptance rate, assuming those 8 were all individuals who weren't retaking it after getting accepted. Of course this quiz has a very small sample size, but a quick Google search tells me that the Julliard School of music has a higher acceptance rate than my little uquiz Hermit Permit Office
I am so proud lol
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Also I added the last thing that's just "Hey tell me what you thought of the quiz if you want!" as a last minute thing and I'm so glad because it's been so fun to read what people type there lol
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Bless this one that just happened (hi if you see this post, idk who you are) because that's exactly what I was hoping to achieve thank you
Another favorite from the other day was just someone who said "i'm in hell." That's also secretly what i was hoping to achieve
I'll be honest I put the "would you be interested in following my Tumblr" question on the Hermit Permit uquiz half as a joke and mostly just to pad out the "form" as much as possible lol, but a surprising amount of you have actually followed me from it
so uh hi hello how are you, thanks for coming, I ramble about Hermitcraft (and the Life Series when that's going on), and also my peaceful solo world that's almost 3 years old (I play on bedrock), and on rare occasions I make fanart (very rare...)
(you can see stuff I've built in Minecraft tagged as "#stuff I built" if you'd like, I am low-key really proud of my solo world okay bye)
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