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Love how the answer to how they did it presented here is just really long schlongs
Here the results from a stream we had some time ago where we speculated about dinosaur reproductive behaviors. A topic that I think is rather fascinating but is rarely touched upon (cowards!).
You see here six genera in the act.
Utahraptor, Turiasaurus
Hesperosaurus, Therizinosaurus
Spinosaurus, Gastonia
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in the bathroom straight up "sawing it". and By it i mean. heh, let's just say. my foot
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the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are
the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs
the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years
the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and
humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower
like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and these weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbours who all hated each others' guts until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry
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They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore
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Me when I keep getting cornered into conversations I don't want to have when I am. Just so tired.
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A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:
Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”
Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”
Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”
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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
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life sucks but at least there’s bisexuality and my chemical romance. and the horrors
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& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously
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how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.
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Did you know that dinosaurs cannot ride a skateboard? This is because they are dead
woah :0 thats crazy information i cant believe this
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i hate that the word “goon” is associated with guys that jerk off to porn all day now. to me “goon” will always mean burly guys with a thick boston/new york/jersey accent that jump out of bed in black tracksuits and beanies , pick up their favorite crowbar , and carpool with the other goons to work to get their ass beat by batman
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