Well, I heard Saturday night was alright.

Heartbreakcore his arrived.

I’m coming back for the same reasons I came to AEW in the first place; I got scores to settle. There’s still things left to do.

who the fuck is grimace and why the hell do they have a mcdonalds meal and i don’t ??

Saturday at 8.

it's my birthday , where is my well wishes ???

I don’t know. Apparently I don’t watch enough movies, so maybe I should branch out more.

I stuck gum under the bill of my hat playing little league once. It got in my hair. Not a pleasant experience, and I wasn’t exactly a beauty queen back then anyway. So do you guys keep peanut butter around in case of gum emergencies?

It’s actually funny that you say that, because there is a movie about that. Though I doubt you’ve seen it. Something tells me you’re not the type to watch movies about beauty pageants. You’d be surprised though, at the lengths that some of the delegates will go to in order to secure a spot at the top and hopefully, the crown. It can get pretty dirty. One time, I saw a girl run out of the dressing room bawling her eyes out because someone had put a whole wad of gum in her hair.

It’s never a moment unless Michael Cole screams that it’s a moment. Haven’t you learned that by now?

i thought rhea and i were having a moment???

That’s true. And everything someone says on the internet is true. But even if you do get caught, I’m sure they do beauty pageants in prison.

Are all the pageants this nefarious? I can get behind something that’s a little treacherous and cutthroat.

This is a really good suggestion. But, I can’t comply.  You’ve put it out there, online, and everyone knows that anything you put on the internet is dissected , studied , and reported on.  If I’m going to do anything devious to the other chicks, it’ll have to be a secret. 

Wear his intercontinental title. Not only is it a fashion statement none of the other chicks’ll have, but it’s also a good way to Tonya Harding someone if you need to.

Win win.

Stepping back in to pageant life is surreal and I can’t even begin to tell you how many side eyes I’m getting from the other delegates when I tell them I’m a professional wrestler for the WWE.  76 more days until the Miss Universe Canada pageant week starts, and I can’t wait! Like father like daughter, right?  🤭

Tumblr? I hardly know’er.

it's not me. tumblr is telling me to do it.

What I have to offer, you’ll never have to worry about another hangover again.

I can save you.

Big shout-out to all the winners over the weekend, ESPECIALLY ME. 🤩 Deserved ... ! Feel free to drop your hangover remedies, me and my crew are still suffering.

Naaaaaah. You’ll be fine.

How attached to your hair are you?

Big shout-out to all the winners over the weekend, ESPECIALLY ME. 🤩 Deserved ... ! Feel free to drop your hangover remedies, me and my crew are still suffering.

I got a great hangover remedy, if you’ll just lend me your ear for a few minutes. I bet I have some pamphlets around here too.

Big shout-out to all the winners over the weekend, ESPECIALLY ME. 🤩 Deserved ... ! Feel free to drop your hangover remedies, me and my crew are still suffering.

We are the fiend club. Not you, not you.

You mean you don’t feel like turning up at a random indie show and having an impromptu death match with someone?

Must’ve been pretty brutal last night.

Lemme just lay in a fucking ice bath for a moment and let this day be just relaxing.