me using hand sanitizer: wow this potion of Find Wounds is really effective

Settle a bet.

there should be a YouTube plugin that replaces “skip ad” with “SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP”

take his ass to margaritaville

Obligatory

y’all should reblog and put in the tags what your first concert and your last concert were, and what your next concert will be if you know

father & son picnic

In Persona 4 and Persona 5, party members joining is a big deal. So it is given a lot of ceremony there. No issue there. But Persona 3 really did have some funny ad-hoc shit.

Akihiko pulled up and said "I found this boyfailure and brought him home"

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

GAMING RULE 1: NEVER PREORDER

GAMING RULE 2:

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

Corporate trainings are literally like

"A woman and her child are having trouble finding a product in the vitamin aisle, what can you do to help her?"

1. Kill the kid.

2. Kill the parent, leave the child motherless.

3. Use the CARING® Strategy and our TRICUS™ Customer Experience Method to make sure she gets everything she wants at the correct price.

4. Leave her alone, she doesn't want to be bothered.

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD