My lips… are so dry and pickable right now … but I will stay strong and persevere

Love & other drugs is an underrated romcom. The guy couldn’t get it up bc of performance anxiety so they just started chilling cracking jokes the girl was making cheesy puns so he started tickling her to make her stop she was laughing so hard and then they started fcking again and I just realised rewatching it for the 7th time that he got hard bc he heard her laugh 🥹🥹🥹 her laugh turned him on

I acc dk what im wearing to my interview tomorrow not a clue.

Frank Ocean - Moon River (from another room)

There needs to be a word for the emotion you feel when a friend is telling u how awful her man is to her and then the next day they’re cool and u feel like a weirdo for caring more than she does. It’s like foolish but with a bit of je ne sais quois.

Like mariiiiah I’ll carry ya it’s a longggg way from Ontario

The only person who gets uncomfortable with an infidelity clause is the kinda person who knows they’re enamoured by shiny new things, who knows they have no loyalty or sense of discipline.

If my husband had a contract for me in which it states I would lose assets if I were unfaithful I’d be maybe a little offended but not scared at all. It would be like someone saying “don’t do crack cocaine while we’re married or you’re liable to lose half ur assets” ??? Okay?? I wasn’t gonna do that anyway

I met a man at work the other day called lovely like his name is lovely

transparent flowers!!!!

i PERSONALLY would like to FALL IN LOVE please!!!!!! and have the SAME PERSON fall in love with me BACK!!!!!!! could i get some MUTUAL AFFECTION out here!!!!!!!!!

I can’t wait until I have a him

sweet tea & a spoon