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look at my drawings its my favorite thing ever. the tag is #art
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>be me
>wake up
>open window
>its shiny outside
>eyes start to twinkle
>This shit is starting to piss me off fucking badly
>Cantseeshit.jpeg
>put on my sunglasses
>The fuckint lenses fall out
>FUUUUUUUUU.png
>starts punching my teeth
>Just want to kill some animal now
>go to the garden
>try to grab birds
>2FAST4U.jpg
>fall on my fucking face into a Berry shrub
>Berry falls unto my mouth, TASTES LIKE SHIT
>Jiust gets me even more pissed off
>fuckthisshit.JPG
>run to thr pet store
>buy 4 gold fish to crush in my hand
>One is yellow, one is orange, one is orange with white spots, and one is gold
>cashier asks me if i had a fish before
>No
>"Would you like the Pet Guide?"
>No i just want to kill it cuz im mad about the sky
>"Ummn... is that all for today miss?"
>Yes
>"Have a nice day!"
>Run home
>Get hungry, go to jollibees abd order Garlic Chicken Sandwich Combo (No drink), my all time favorite
>sit down in booth, take out fish bag from my phone case
>WUT.gif
>there is a fith fish now?
>Oh well, it is already dead
>stick hand into bag, arm gets soaked and makes me even more mad
>Throw the dead one onto the floor and step on it with my cleats, it has weird guts that shouldn't be possible
>grab the one with black spots
>squeeze it so hard
>It slips out of my hand
>grab the one with gold scales
>squeeze it so hard
>it slips out of my hand
>Grab the one with orange
>squeeze it so hard
>It slips out of my hand
>grab the one with yellow coat
>Squeeze it so hard
>It slips out of my hand
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this is Turbocopter, an offshoot of Turbofriend. He was spawned from one of Turbofriend’s droplets.
He is an antweight robot (1lb division). Instead of having a drive mechanism, or wheels, he is a “torque walker.” He walks using his weapons - taking “steps” by spinning/slowing down each weapon side and braking. Having no drive allows him a .5lb weight bonus so he is 1.5lb.
he is very hard to pilot but extremely rewarding; there’s a lot of “tech skill” in manipulating the physics of the force of his weapons.
He is extremely hard to fight. the two giant spinning custom steel weapons create a “hitbox” around his whole body that is HARD to get around - let alone impact him enough to destroy him.
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