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i gotta quit putting off making this post so. i cant work right now and i don't really have much money to spend so. heres the only place im able to receive money i feel bad for asking but i just actually need money for food to eat and to keep myself Moderately healthy. i appreciate anything ty if u rb etc
edit! if u wanna help out but can't use cashapp it's also possible 2 donate gift cards etc 馃槩 if you really wanna
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as a line cook recognizes it is approaching the ends of its lifespan in a kitchen environment, it will excuse itself from the kitchen for a smoke break near the end of its shift, though it will not come back in to help close. over the next several hours it will meander slowly towards the only 24 hour convenience store in the neighborhood to buy another pack and maybe grab a redbull. Once, the restaurant is shut down for the night, the line cook will break into the walk in fridge, where it will curl up on its back with its arms and legs tugged in like a bug, and quietly pass away.
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ghost dogs are manifesting in my rice mash man i m starting to get worried
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Cross-eyed and painless vs egg washed and brainless who wins??
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i actually consulted on Disney's Ratatouille back in '04. the team was animating the kitchen sequences and they needed someone to taste test all the soups the rat was cooking for flavour accuracy . Turns out that useless rodent had no idea what it was even doing there, despite auditioning and signing up for the roll. For the most part it just squeezed and tore at the kids scalp, definitely ripped out at least a few follicles permanently, though they were digitally replaced in the final cut. Dont feel too bad for him though, dude was an absolute brat. Constantly complaining about set feng shui, or screaming at his reflection in the makeup chair. He routinely got so aggravated with the cast and crew that he would piss himself on set just to be able to leave for the day. He'd claim the rat was manipulating his bladder before undoing his fly and spraying it around the kitchen as much as possible, which may have actually been true at least a couple of those times.
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"I think I would like the Grilled Sneeze"
"for me, the Beef Strogancough, please"
"And if you do serve"
"Burp Water reserve"
"a shot of your cheapest, I'd fancy!"
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Master has made me eat cookies and Chips for dinner again yaay
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I don't want to hurt you. I want to feed you
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no one should be killed for it but i hate this homework
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