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pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them
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Se tunne, kun kikulisi lipsahtaa h盲nen munanjohtimeensa
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Watching the way some men are having a Very Normal Reaction to the term "pavement princess" is hilarious to me. I saw one guy make a tiktok where he showed his truck said "see, I put OFROADER stickers in three places and I went in this gravel road! It's not a pavement princess!"
Pavement Princess is the name for a jacked up super truck, you know the ones, that really mostly only exist in suburban areas with custom paint jobs and the brightest LEDs you can buy on the market and pickup beds smaller than a Honda Acty. They're gas guzzling, road destroying, pedestrian killing, ego-boosting machines.
And yes, the Cybertruck is absolutely a Pavement Princess.
Like, damn, maybe we finally do have a slur for cishet white men.
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i love being a hater of media that i鈥檝e never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it鈥檚 called listening to my heart
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People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn鈥檛 care for me at all.
I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn鈥檛 be more different.
I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn鈥檛 feel as real as I鈥檇 hoped.
There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me
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Mun lempi asia ikin盲 on kaikki hassut paikkojen nimet :D
Honarable mentions: Pahanpervonkangas, Kuolema, Paskarasva
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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Oh you鈥檙e tired?? Well i know a GREAT place to nap it鈥檚 called my chest with my arms holding you ever so gently yeah it鈥檚 got great reviews
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