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Funniest thing is that I only added the skin change, a couple more grey hairs and 2 piercings. He already has piercings in canon just they're not acknowledged in current iterations of his design
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Canon Hanzo vs the Hanzo who lives in my head and is my babygirl
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milfcutlawquane · 2 hours
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“Weird” trans people online are not the cause of transphobia offline.
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milfcutlawquane · 2 hours
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i currently have genji syndrome where instead of brain there is genji
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milfcutlawquane · 3 hours
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When talking to toddlers, you have to be extremely, explicitly clear about what you say, cover every possibility you can think of in which they might misunderstand it, and with trial and error and experience, you'll learn to also cover the possibilities that wouldn't have crossed your mind. If you tell a toddler, "whatever you do, do not touch that electric wire. Not even with your pinky finger, because if you do, you will die" and once you're finally sure they understood that, you'll turn your eyes away for two seconds
and they're right at the wire, trying to see what happens if they'll touch it with their pinky toe instead.
You don't usually have to do this with adults. An adult who is allergic to pineapples can hear someone say, "eating pineapple is good for you", evaluate this piece of information, conclude that this is probably true for people who aren't allergic to pineapple, shrug it off and carry on with their day.
Unless you're on tumblr. Tumblr posts must be worded like toddler talk, cover every possibility in which someone might misunderstand it, remember to mention people who do not have this problem you are talking about, cannot employ this solution, or who otherwise have nothing to do with this conversation.
You can't just say "eating pineapple is good for you", you'll have to make sure to specify "eating pineapple is good, unless you are allergic to pineapple, in which case do not eat pineapple". And then get promptly informed that you you forgot to mention people who suffer from some extremely rare cliantro-soap-gene that makes pineapple taste like ass, and consequently offended someone who still ships Harry Potter Characters.
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milfcutlawquane · 3 hours
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🌸 Pick-a-Lilly 💛
2004 KB Toys Exclusive 2 Pack paired with Sunny Salsa
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Knowledge is empowering
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milfcutlawquane · 9 hours
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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.
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milfcutlawquane · 9 hours
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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mirrorverse widowmaker
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milfcutlawquane · 9 hours
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po when he opened up the dragon scroll
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milfcutlawquane · 10 hours
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Canon Hanzo vs the Hanzo who lives in my head and is my babygirl
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milfcutlawquane · 10 hours
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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milfcutlawquane · 11 hours
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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