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Non-romantic fluff starters
“Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”
“I just really need a hug right now…”
“You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”
“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”
“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”
“Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”
“I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”
“We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”
“This would look so cute on you!”
“Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”
“I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”
“You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”
“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”
“Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”
“My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”
“Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”
“After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”
“Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”
“C'mon, I need a Player 2.”
“I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”
“If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”
“What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”
“When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”
“Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”
“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”
“It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”
“Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”
“Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”
“I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”
“C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”
“I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”
“I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”
“HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”
“Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”
“If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”
“Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”
“THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”
“I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”
“If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”
“I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”
“Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”
“The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”
“You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”
“I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”
“There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”
“Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”
“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”
“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”
“If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”
“We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”
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"unf" - Quinn and I have meme obsessions... You'll probably get one every time you post one from us... >.
If you snuck in my room I would:
[] Go back to sleep[] Kick you out[x] Have rough sex with you[x] Cuddle with you[] Be like wtf?[x] Let you sleepover [] Beat your ass
If you kissed me I would:
[x] Kiss you back[x] Smile & laugh[]Push you away[] Be shocked[] Slap you
You are:
[x] Cute[x] Adorable[x] Pretty[x] Beautiful[] Okay[x] Sexy[x] Hotass Motherfucker[x]askjdgfjIf[] Ew
If you asked me out I would say:
[]No[x]Yes[]HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES
Can we cuddle?
[]No thank you[x]Yes please
Sex?
[]No thank you[]Yes please[x]Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.
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Put an "unf" in my ask and I'll answer...
If you snuck in my room I would:
[] Go back to sleep
[] Kick you out
[] Have rough sex with you
[] Cuddle with you
[] Be like wtf?
[] Let you sleepover
[] Beat your ass
If you kissed me I would:
[] Kiss you back
[] Smile & laugh
[]Push you away
[] Be shocked
[] Slap you
You are:
[] Cute
[] Adorable
[] Pretty
[] Beautiful
[] Okay
[] Sexy
[] Hotass Motherfucker
[]askjdgfjIf
[] Ew
If you asked me out I would say:
[]No
[]Yes
[]HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES
Can we cuddle?
[]No thank you
[]Yes please
Sex?
[]No thank you
[]Yes please
[]Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.
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Put a “Tell me" in my ask and my character will answer…
xscissortwine:
If you snuck into my room I would:
[ ] Go back to sleep [ ] Kick you out
[ ] Cuddle with you [ ] Be like “How in the world?”
[ ] Let you sleep on the floor [ ] Become angry
If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:
[ ] Kiss or hug you back [ ] Smile and laugh
[ ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable [ ] Push you away
[ ] Be shocked [ ] Strike you
If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:
[ ] No [ ] Yes [ ] Most certainly not. [ ] Without hesitation.
You are:
[ ] Cute [ ] Adorable [ ] Attractive [ ] Beautiful
[ ] Okay [ ] Ugly [ ] Am not going to grace this with an answer
You are to me a:
[ ] Stranger [ ] Acquaintance [ ] Ally
[ ] Friend [ ] Love [ ] Rival
[ ] Enemy
I find you to be:
[ ] Pathetic [ ] Off no consequence [ ] Intriguing
[ ] Frightening [ ] Unsettling [ ] Annoying
[ ] Infuriating [ ] Pleasant company [ ] Comforting
[ ] Unable to be lived without [ ] Trustworthy
(- Based of askboxmemes’s post.)
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new year’s starters
Send me one for my muse’s reaction.
“3… 2… 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
“There’s a party at [name]’s house. You coming?”
“We’re headed to Times Square to watch the ball drop. You can tag along if you want.”
“Hey, last year of [politician your character doesn’t like]!”
“Just think of all the video games and movies that are being released this year…”
“No champagne for me. Designated driver.”
“You? Giving up chocolate for new year’s? I give it a week.”
“We’ve had a big year.”
“So, where do you want to be this time next year?”
“This year sucked. Good riddance!”
“Next year will be better.”
“2016 will be my year!”
“Oh, come on, just a bit of champagne? It’s new year’s!”
“I think we accomplished a lot this year.”
“What’s your resolution?”
“I’m serious this time! This year, I’ll actually stick to my diet!”
“Which party are we going to?”
“Want a party hat?”
“Champagne?”
“Three biggest moments from this year?”
“It’s nearly midnight… have you seen my date?”
“I need your help. I want to kiss [name] at midnight, and I need you to help me make it happen.”
“It’s New Year’s. Aren’t we supposed to be making out?”
“Oh, God, my ex is here. Pass the champagne.”
“Look, I know you’d rather be in bed, but could you at least pretend to be excited?”
“A toast to my amazing friends, and to the new year!”
“I should’ve been in bed two hours ago.”
“Ah, yes, it’s almost midnight, which no one is going to kiss me at.”
“This time last year, I was living in a motel. This is definitely an improvement.”
“I’ve heard ‘Auld Lang Syne’ six times tonight and it’s only 11:30.”
“Come on, it’s New Year’s Eve, you can’t spend the whole party hiding in the bathroom!”
“How much longer?”
“Any good New Year’s specials on?”
“I’ve had a glass of champagne, I made my resolution, I watched the clock strike midnight. I’m going to bed.”
“You’re crazy. That place is always a zoo on New Year’s.”
“Just pick an outfit so we can go. I mean, it’s just a New Year’s party, it’s not a black-tie event.”
“We should probably get back to the party.”
“What are you doing out here on the roof? The party’s inside.”
“Snow on New Year’s! Wish it had bothered to show up for Christmas…”
“Where’s [name]? S/he’s my ride.”
“I rented a limo. We are arriving to that party in style.”
“OK, we have six parties to hit before we decide which one we want to be at when it gets to midnight.”
“New Year’s is always the year’s biggest letdown.”
“So, what are your resolutions?”
“I swear, if I have to hear ‘Auld Lang Syne’ one more time…”
“Hey, sorry, it took me forever to find a place where my cell could get a signal… happy new year’s from [location].”
“What have you accomplished this year?”
“I told [name] he/she/they could stay up to watch the ball drop.”
“Pst, wake up. It’s New Year’s.”
“Come on, everyone has to have someone to kiss at New Year’s!”
“So – are you better off than you were a year ago?”
“You gave [name] champagne?! He’s/She’s/They’re only [age]!”
“Oh – look. It’s been 2016 for an hour.”
“Times Square on New Year’s Eve? You’re nuts.”
“This year, I want everything to change.”
“This year, I’m going to give up [whatever].”
“New Year’s is just another day to me.”
“I think it’s already 2016 where [name] is.”
“Y'know, New Year’s sort of loses its punch when you stay up until 2 AM every night anyway…”
“No firecrackers this year. The neighbors complained.”
“And to think, this time last year I was dating you.”
“To 2016. May it not totally fuck us in the ass.”
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At the Royal Ball
"Who IS that person?"
"Care to dance?"
"Have you seen the prince? He's so handsome."
"You should introduce yourself."
"I want nothing to do with them!"
"I'm sorry... Do I know you?"
"I have met so many people today. I'm afraid I forgot your name..."
"Would you like a drink? The champagne is amazing."
"I shouldn't be here. I'm not one of these blue bloods."
"I feel so out of place here. Can we go home?"
"Have you seen the princess? She's so beautiful!"
"I feel as though I have been waiting for this moment all my life."
"Stop trying to set me up with people!"
"These shoes are killing me."
"Do you think they noticed me?"
"This crown is soooo heavy..."
"During the next dance I'm just going to slip out. No one will notice."
"All this pomp and circumstance... How I loathe it."
"If they come at me one more time they will find out just how heavy this scepter is."
"All I want is a cup of tea."
"Is there any real food here? Tiny bits of things on platters just isn't cutting it."
"Isn't this night magical?"
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Put ◎ in my ask. My muse will answer any question you ask them. Even if its secret.
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loaded question--- meme things for the banana
put ‘loaded question’ in my inbox:
and i’ll generate a number 1-45 for a question my muse will ask yours. angst, fluff, smut, humor, etc.
MEME STATUS: ACCEPTING
( X )
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“ Why are you covered with blood ? ”
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Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given — when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes. ~Joan Winmill Brown
I hope everything comes to be the greatest there is for you, and that you share your day with those who have taken time to known you, to be there for you through thick and thin because those are the ones worth the most. May this be a day to be cherished, one to be remembered and merely the start of many, many more that brings nothing but happiness in your way. I hope you know that you have a place in my heart, dear friend, and know that even oceans apart, you are cared for always. Merry Christmas, Banana.
#audeamusverita#submit#(:Pancakes & Bananas:)#Have a merry christmas for me pancakes ;)#;;forkeeps#submission
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Loaded question
"Aren't you gonna stay with me?"
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put ‘loaded question’ in my inbox:
and i’ll generate a number 1-45 for a question my muse will ask yours. angst, fluff, smut, humor, etc.
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Sometimes human places, create inhuman monsters.
Stephen King, The Shining
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