I'm not saying I want ape/human relationships in the Planet of the Apes franchise I'm just saying that at a certain point it only becomes as morally objectionable as human/vulcan pairings which is to say: Not at all [everyone begins booing and pelting me with stones and glass]

faking your own death and then posting full ass and balls on an alt is so fascinating. like i almost can't even be mad at him that's so funny

I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

oh so they’re just saying the quiet part out loud? Good to know they’re just out and open now

my friend events this week:

I reached out to an old high school friend after 12 years of not speaking, only to find that she's in Greece doing a phd on psychiatric euthanasia. I confessed to being ignorant about the topic, so she emailed me 19 research papers and said "this will be a good start"

I asked another friend to provide a professional reference for me as part of a grant application. she agreed to, on the condition that I log into neopets, collect the daily free item, and transfer it to her account

An older comic about appreciating snakes.

my class is discussing the "real" definition of lesbian i'm going to explode

laughing my ass off at how much this sucks

love it when butterflies try to camouflage themselves but I can still see them like omgggg little do you know I can see many shades and colors and can tell many shapes apart very quickly…. could eat you right now if I wanted

HE'S BACK, BABY

EA-NASIR IS HERE FOR US, RIPPING OFF CAPITALISTS

AS PER MY LAST TABLET