“hot girl summer” no dummy it’s anguished woman autumn so are you coming to wander the moors with a lantern and a nightgown in the pouring rain or not because we leave at 8
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i cant stop laughing about this website
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What the fuck is wrong with you people
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my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling
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what the fuck is wrong with you?
Please be more specific and resubmit with the proper paperwork.
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2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January
Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals
The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening
Mr. Peanut died???
Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy
Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans
Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)
Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina
The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series
Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby
Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards
Kat Von D sold her makeup company
Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson
Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally
Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text
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constantly fascinated by the way tumblrs plans for this website have nothing to do with the people who use it
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"how did you hear about this job?" it came to me in a vague and unsettling prophetic dream
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