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"digestif": a comedy
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i can excuse cannibalism but i draw the line at praying
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callie: this is great. i am going to get a good grade in helping my mom get away with murder, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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mother-daughter bonding over being women in stem (stealing, trespassing, evading arrest, manipulating cops) 🫡
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the fact that the first act of cannibalism in the wilderness isn't an act of survival but an act of intense grief. and the way shauna does it in secret. the way all her means of getting close to jackie have been unacceptable and shameful
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I keep picturing Jeff reading Shauna's journals and getting indignant on her behalf that she didn't get crowned cannibal queen.
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and to think that this all happened because laura lee called her piano teacher a cunt
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I really enjoy how the surviving adults have, more or less consciously, surrounded themselves with the Wilderness.
Taissa “I really just want to focus on our collective future” Turner needs to look behind her
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Travis basically still lived in the cabin
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Shauna has a painting which looks exactly like where they were stranded (in her dining room…)
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Van still lives in the attic
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Lottie is something else entirely, living in wooden trailers next to mountains and a lake, surrounded by the symbol
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+ Misty doesn’t surround herself with reminders of the Wilderness itself, but she has a picture of the team next to her front door, which fits her perfectly
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i havent watched yellowjackets yet but im very intrigued by the fandoms ability to ship every single one of those girls with one another and also provide irrefutable evidence for each pairing. like im convinced by every single gifset. ill be damned if those two girls arent in love. which two girls am i talking about? doesnt matter. god bless
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I cannot for the life of me figure out what yellowjackets is about. every text post about it is like "I hope the coven succeeds in their ancient ritual" and then every gifset is like people in track jackets with cell phones. what is happening
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the yellowjackets cast teen & adult counterparts
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RIP Laura Lee, you would've loved that there were twelve disciples yellowjackets eating the body of Christ Jackie
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you chop off a leg and cauterize the wound with an axe ONE TIME and suddenly you're the town obgyn 😒
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and??? she looked good doing it!
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hey coach, sorry we cannibalized your team captain. in our defense, her pregnant gf said that's what she wanted and we are running out of meat rations and our developing bodies need nourishment. no, I get that it was absolutely terrifying to witness teenagers devour their former leader who was a symbol for societal expectation so voraciously and with such excitement, but you gotta understand we're hungry and the wilderness slow-roasted her to perfection. also you're probably next. xo.
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god forbid women have hobbies like braiding their dead best friends hair to cover up that she’s missing an ear or putting makeup on her corpse to make her look less necrotic or hallucinating a bacchanal feast while cannibalizing her
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