michmach47-2
Primordial Machiel
Guy with a hyperfixation on Monster Hunter, Pikmin, Astral Chain, and at least 20 other fandoms. Autistic, he/him, straight trash. 2nd account after the second death of Twitter
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my beautiful children!
it would be a shame if they were actually another species that evolved to look like my children in order to avoid predation!
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Welcome to Dragon's Dogma we have
Nameless sidekick and his/her/their 3 million siblings who cannot go 5 minutes without infodumping about the pack dynamics of wolves
Please could you not stop every 4 seconds to grab gold off the ground it's a 2 minute walk why are you like this
Greg
Goth girl in the woods who has mastered the secret recipe for WIZARD ALE COMING TO A TAVERN NEAR Y--
French Knight Girlfailure who fails upwards except no she just fails
Jevil Deltarune
Steve
like 40 other NPCs I didn't really care about ngl
WWE Ogres
"Sick 'em boys"
Don't check the wiki lest you learn you missed like 90% of the content in the game you can only get back through NG+
STOP ELECTRICUTING THE CYCLOPS SO IT'LL DO THAT ONE THING AND TAKE OFF ITS HELMET YOU ABSOLUTE TROGLODYTES
A final boss that Capcom thought was so good they did it again in Monster Hunter World and made it a boring slogfest
Capcom says gay rights
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I have slept on Dragon's Dogma for way too long and now that I'm finally making actual progress this game is peak.
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My video game hot take of the day: I would rather Nintendo and Platinum focus on making Astral Chain a bigger Nintendo franchise than Bayonetta. Nothing against Bayo or any of the recent games, but with the Astral Chain IP being actually owned by Nintendo and not licensed like Bayonetta, I feel it should be more priority. That’s just my opinion.
#Not gonna lie this is what I've been saying ever since beating AC#Nintendo pls we need Arby's Cane 2 before the brainrot consumes me
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Nintendo must have done some sort of dark magic because Metroid Prime manages to be filled with constant backtracking and lack of direction and somehow make it indescribably fun.
#metroid prime#seriously I've just been wandering around doing stuff and I've already sunk 10 hours in#Oh god I've another hyperfixation
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likes charge reblogs cast? nah babe. this post is powered by fossil fuels. you will have a good week, no interaction necessary
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Astral Chain Legion personality Hc’s
I’ve been getting very obsessed with Astral Chain recent, and really want to share my headcanon’s about the five Legion’s, even if only a few people will care. (ALSO HEAVY SPOILERS FOR THE AXE LEGION!)
Sword (Stereotypical knight pal.)
-Stereotypical knight/samurai personality, very honorable, likes a fair fight, and heavily dislikes when an opponent or the Mc acts ”dishonorable.“ (Chimera’s by them using elemental attacks, and the player when they use grenades or consumables.)
-Is extremely interested in healing and medicine, specifically because such a thing is completely foreign in the Astral Plane. Can’t heal physical injuries yet, but managed to discover how to heal red matter corruption from individuals.
-Loves tampering with technology, particularly camera’s and other surveillance tech.
-Likes dogs, and wishes the Mc would adopt them as well. Also likes playing ball, especially when nearby people think there‘s a ghost haunting.
-Gets along well with Arm and Axe, but distrusts Beast and outright hates Arrow. Is best friends with the Mc.
Arrow (Little shit)
-In contrast to Sword, Arrow is more of an unscrupulous, pragmatic individual, preferring to keep a distance and use whatever underhanded tactics they need to win. This is why they disobeyed and abandoned Akira, as they did not appreciate their more dutiful, lawful personality. Only connects with the Mc when they see how much of a rebel they are.
-Is extremely competitive, and dislikes when they lose at a shooting contest. Has an intense, one-sided rivalry with Joey Wood, and is very bitter on how they lost so many times to him.
-Loves cats, and often plays with or pets them in Max’s safehouse. Is anlso interested in big cats, and wishes they were still extant. Likes pigeons and crows too, and often silently begs to to Mc to buy seeds to feed them.
-Hates Beast, but is decently cordial with Arm and Axe. Likes pissing Sword off, and doesn’t have the same animosity towards Sword as they do for them. Feels somewhat bad for Akira, especially when they discover they have clones.
Arm (Boisterous gentle giant)
-Gentle giant to living beings. Is very careful when interacting with people or animals, and often wishes they could see them. Likes performing “magic tricks” appreciating the surprise and praise people indirectly give them over such a seemingly impossible thing. Loves every animal, and is interested in learning about them.
-Really physically affectionate to the Mc and their friends, and often hugs them.
-The complete opposite to objects and chimeras. Loves obliterating dumpsters and other metallic objects that crumble, and is very glad to smash/blast any chimera’s they find, often offering to be worn as a suit of armor to do so.
-Is very jovial, and often makes sure that the Mc or other, non-beast legions are okay or relatively uninjured. Is very interested in food and coffee, and tries their best to prepare such things with mixed results. (Though has definitely gotten better at it post-game)
-Likes classical music, and wishes that genre was more common on the ark.
-Is friends with every other legion other than the Beast legion, who they outright hate. Somewhat misses their old owner Jin, and hopes that he isn’t overworking himself.
Beast (Not at all a good boy.)
-A rabid, murderous psycho of a legion. Loves brutally mauling any chimera or human their allowed to outside of other Beast chimera’s, who they actually formed an amicable relationship with (Comparable to a gang leader) before being recaptured. Was the only one that wanted to outright kill their owner.
-Completely hates anyone they deem as “weak,” the only ones not considered that being the Mc and other Beast chimera’s. Outright prejudiced against anything else, especially Shell chimeras, which they are very, very eager in ripping apart. Begrudgingly allows the Mc to ride them out of respect.
-Is very disturbed by dog’s and how much they resemble them and other beast chimeras, often hiding away from them out of fear.
-Really likes music, and often bops to that. Especially likes heavy metal when killing chimera’s.
-Hates the other legions, and that feeling is mutual outside of Axe, who considers Beast to be funny in a demeaning way. Completely hates their former owner Alicia, though to be fair they hate her as much as they do any other human.
Axe/Max (Grumpy but kindhearted dad)
-Has the fused personality of the Axe legion and Max, who the former absorbed out of respect for their bravery and selflessness.. Is upset about no longer being able to eat human food, but doesn’t mind that as he can protect his kids and civilians better.
-Just as much of a gruff but gentle-hearted guy as before, though now has a huge love for battling chimera’s. Is very happy to see his kid is rescuing and taking care of the cat’s, and couldn’t be more proud.
-Axe legion personality before fusing with Max was a mix between Sword and Arrow, being knight-like but also being very pragmatic in their fighting style. Did consider Max to be like a father, and felt bad about killing his human body, and so decided to mix his memories with their’s.
-Can be very overprotective, and often get’s in the way of enemy attacks to protect his kid. Felt terrible for having to kill Akira, but knew that they wanted them to do that to save humanity from Noah Prime.
-Gets along well with all the other Legions, and acts a mentor-like figure to them. Is good friends with Sword and Arm, makes sure that Beast doesn’t do anything dangerous to themself or others, and has a cordial, business business-like relationship with Arrow, as they help out in range combat. As stated previously, he is very proud and overprotective to Mc and Akira.
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i am grateful to be given more and more character of this type thank you. looking forward to adding more to my collection. also, they are all antagonistic but don't read too much into it...........
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My Hori Split Pad's ZR button broke, went back to the old controllers. Who was gonna tell me that the Joycons are actually pretty nice when you don't have someone screaming about how poorly made they are in your ear?
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Me playing any other game: man, that 20 minute chapter was really fun, I think I need a break rn.
Me playing MH: I'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR 14 HOURS I NEED MORE TIME GOD DAMN IT I AIN'T STOPPIN UNTIL I COMPLETE THIS SET
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Hey you forgot the part where it turns a weird reddish yellow at very specific times of year that always end up being after awkward family gatherings for some lovecraftian reason
Do you love the color of the moon?
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guys it's now officially National Clown Week from now until the 7th.
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So yeah the Organization XIII takeover on Twitter is certainly something I think.
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