look i know i just made a shen jiu one but c'mon

(also, yes, you have your meta svsss knowledge)

if you think you'd be able to, feel free to add your method of fixing him (or making him obsessed) (or completely fucking him up) lmao

edit: yes, you have meta knowledge in this situation

here i thought the cast of tgcf were pathetic 800-year old virgins buT THEN WE HAVE YU YAN, who hasn't touched another person in like TWENTY THOUSAND (20 000) YEARS

LQG and MBJ never interacted in cannon, and I think that’s a real loss. Imagine the sheer lack of conversation they’d have. Absolute crickets. Wolves howling and tumbleweeds rolling past

Shizun hug day

wait . shen yuan transmigrated when he was around 20 so his brain wasn't even fully developed by the time he pushed binghe into the abyss. this explains so much

do u guys think modern au binghe would get a tattoo of sqq’s name

head disciple shen yuan and his two little shidis who for some reason keep sneaking into the beast tamer peak ⛰️🐉

my biggest regret in life is writing that post about reducing airplane to a "shitty author" because i forgot that a lot of people on tumblr read with their eyes closed and misunderstood my point completely. "sacrificing your morals for the sake of appealing to the masses is tragic but sometimes necessary if that's the only way you can pay your bills" and "criticising bad writing is valid, especially if you're confident that the author could write well but you're under the impression that they choose not to" are both valid takes and can coexist. however, "an author should always put their artistic vision above what their audience wants even if it means that they will literally starve" is NOT a valid take and definitely comes from a place of privilege, and agreeing with/defending it is... weird, to say the least.

airplane's writing was definitely flawed in many ways, but at the end of the day, he did what he had to do. in vol 3 he tells shen yuan that he's thankful that he made the story go back to what he originally wanted to write but had to abandon because he literally couldn't afford to live otherwise. he did his best. criticise his writing if you want to, but have a bit of compassion, too.

inutade dungeon meshi and luo bingmei ..... they would get along i think.

tired of people simplifying sqq's overall attitude to binghe's wrongdoings (the real and the fake ones)

when does sqq ever go "that's my poor little meowmeow who can do no wrong?????" when??? he's very much aware of what lbh is capable of, because he read the novel!

what sqq actually thinks is

pre-abyss: lbh wil commit crimes in the future... But for now he's a little lamb!

post-abyss: everything bad happening to me and humans was done by lbh, no doubts!

post-resurrection: he's done ALL those crimes... And some more newer ones, but he's also gay for me! Aaaaah

post-holy mausoleum: ok so most of the crimes weren't done by him and the ones he actually committed he did because of me. hahaha............ I must take responsibility

post-maigu ridge: everyone hates lbh because of the crimes, but it doesn't matter. he's suffered enough. he deserves to be happy

i present to you for your consideration: luo binghe and sha hualing as roommates. also they're both going to be late to their respective dates

It’s them

has anyone redrawn this as sqq yet

gojo vs kabru staring contest. i think they would explode

it didn't occur to me until now that star wars is basically just a wuxia ripoff

Luo Binghe pov fics that have him be amused or confounded by his silly shizun are the best actually. I know his rose tinted glasses of affection are basically opaque, but you cannot tell me the silly goofy wackiness that is shen yuan does not peak through and throw binghe off his rhythm at times. During his disciple days he definitely thought "he's so smart and yet so dumb at the same time. Is anyone gonna take care of him?" And didnt wait for an answer.