new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy

“Almost hero of azteca” is crazy

dawg 😭😭😭

dawg 😭😭😭

EVERY ONE SHUT UP

LMAOOO the actual game on the nyt game is kinda like that where something can go in multiple categories but one is more “correct” than others. I remember one was like “colors with the first letter removed” had me tweaking fr

a wizard101 connections game i quickly thought up:

see if your brain works the same as mine (not necessarily a good thing)!!

a wizard101 connections game i quickly thought up:

see if your brain works the same as mine (not necessarily a good thing)!!

im not maintagging anything not even wizsein but for the pleasure of my followers eyes please have random carlos doodles i've done with no context

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

so what if im doomed! so what! i can still have fun!

*rising up from loosely packed grave soil* who the fuck buried me. This is atrocious. Do a better job next time

letters from his Spellbinder

gear durability is introduced, similarly to minecraft. the more spells you cast or enemies you attack, the more your wand or weapon is worn down. the more damage you take, the more your gear is worn down. sometimes it will break in the middle of battle and you will lose all the associated states. stitched gear breaking deletes both the cosmetic and the stats item.

pets can now permanently die in combat.

i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat

me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭