i was looking at this dudes fetish blog and i started laughing so hard at these stupid fucking sound effects i stopped parsing what i was actually looking at
we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
i thought i felt your shape, but i was wrong. really all i felt was falsely strong,
i held on tight and closed my eyes. it was dumb, i had no sense of your size.
it was dumb to hold so tight.
ranboo WOULD have spirit as his secret stone power too tbh. also imagining kristin as the bargainer statues. phil as the old sage of wind. techno as the old sage of fire. also omg imagine michael is josha. gloom-corroded little freak boy whos obsessed with the depths.
tommy waking up with ranboos arm grafted onto his body, and ranboo telling him "tubbo told me so much about you, youre just as he said youd be. im so glad we got to finally meet"
ctubbo would experience whatever the hell happened to totk zelda.
ctommy would fight the entire time looking for sightings of tubbo, desperately trying to find him, not knowing hes been floating in the sky above this whole time.
ctubbo would experience whatever the hell happened to totk zelda.