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he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one
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merlotdom · 2 days
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I think girls should be allowed to maul anyone they want.
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merlotdom · 3 days
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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow
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merlotdom · 3 days
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merlotdom · 3 days
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the ligeia dress, marina eerrie
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merlotdom · 3 days
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The Radio Silence movie trope bundle:
Big ol fancy house
Body pit
Heroine getting absolutely drenched in so much blood it's probably never going to wash out
Heroine agonizingly pulling herself through a wrought iron object at some point
People exploding like they're from a 90's boomer shooter
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merlotdom · 3 days
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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merlotdom · 3 days
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New year, new obsession 🦊
I'm glad I looked past the first sentences of aftg, which really made me want to just close the book and never open it again. After a while, I somehow fell in love with that mess 💓
No specific scene or anything, just thought about how I imagine Andrew, Aaron and Kevin could look like (kind of at least)
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merlotdom · 3 days
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Andreil
bus nap 🫶🏻
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merlotdom · 3 days
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someone name aaron’s baby for me thx
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merlotdom · 3 days
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house and wilson in house md is the opposite of queerbaiting. they are the most canon tragic friends to lovers situationship in fiction history they literally move in together, EVERYONE thinks they’re a couple, house literally fakes his own death just so he can be alone with wilson in his last few months of life, the show ends with them riding off into the sunset together. they literally love each other. the only thing missing is they don’t kiss (on screen). dear GOD. and this show is from 2004. house and wilson invented 90% of modern day queer ship dynamics. just saying.
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merlotdom · 3 days
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it's so funny how chase understands house down to a molecular level because they're the same person
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merlotdom · 3 days
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love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas
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merlotdom · 3 days
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tumblr fucked around again and now not only did i lose the old dash layout that i was desperately clinging onto but i can't open messages in browser mode
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merlotdom · 3 days
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just go soooo excited because they added From on Netflix but then realised it's only season 1 :(
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merlotdom · 4 days
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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams
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merlotdom · 4 days
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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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