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Three bases for Witch's tail
The one on the left is the original but I think I'm gonna go with the one on the right. I feel like it fits better with my idea for her look
#sasha's stuff#I know the colour mix differences are pretty subtle but they're different enough to make...a difference#the right one has the most brown and since I have brown hair I think it works better than the others#they'll all look better once they're wrapped and fluffied#yes I'm gonna wrap and fluffy them all#I have lots of yarn now#once the tail is complete I'll start a witch-centric cosplay tag#which you can block if you have no interest in witch#I'd like you to have interest in witch but it's understandable if you don't#kinda niche I guess
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Princess: We all have our demons.
LQ, forcibly grabbing Narrator: This one's mine!
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Do you think you could land an airplane using your current knowledge, plus radio instructions from flight control? Consider any landing where you and any passengers survive with minor to no injuries as a success, even if the plane would be damaged.
No, I could not do this
Yes, I have landed a plane
Yes, because I've done a lot of flight simulators or other training
Yes, because they'd tell me what to do
Consider any landing where you and any passengers survive with minor to no injuries as a success, even if the plane would be damaged.
#I can't drive a car but somehow am convinced I could fly a plane#probably bc I'm fascinated by planes#not big ones though. smol single-engine biplanes are where it's at#I've read enough about how planes work that I could perhaps be successful#maybe
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the razor is objectively the funniest path bc all of her dialogue is ridiculous
OH MY GOD HAHAHGHJHSDFHJD
#I went through the razor route last night just to get this dialogue lol#I love the narrator's reaction too
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Something else about Slay the Princess that might not be immediately obvious from all the talk surrounding it is that it is a very funny game. You will laugh out loud at certain points. You will also feel deeply sad and/or stare at a wall existentially for a few hours at other points. It’s very good, and it’s on sale, so please play it.
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slay the princess is a very serious and existential game
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Mayhaps I have a small revival complaint that I don’t see anyone talking about….
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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!
me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???
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You guys really liked my last poll so
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
#absolutely not related to the post at all but I saw the word 'asylum' and thought 'huh what a coincidence I just played outlast'#whoops
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the princess: when i die i wanna be resurrected as a crab in the bucket of other crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. and i'll love doing it.
the long quiet: if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be.
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the witch: fool me once, i'm gonna fucking kill you.
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the narrator: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
the cheated, the broken, and the stubborn: okay.
the narrator: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
the cheated: Bold of you to assume I have money.
the broken: bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
the stubborn: bold of you to assume I can die.
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the damsel: hey, can i ask you a favor?
the smitten: i will kill for you if you ask me to.
the damsel:
the damsel: …could you take out the trash?
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the shifting mound: where is everyone?
the witch: the burned set the couch on fire again, the adversary is trying to intimidate the prisoner, the wild is trying to rip the seams of the construct, and i'm in charge so-
the shifting mound: YOU'RE IN CHARGE???
the witch: why is THAT the thing you're panicking about??
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