Okay so @exhaustedwriterartist I saw you had this song on your playlist so I decided it was about time I posted this edit

I hope y’all enjoy

All my edits

Woke up last night, barely remember writing this, went straight back to sleep

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

My wife got carjacked last week. I asked her if she saw the guy. 

She said she got the license plate number!

Uh, well, I guess I can post the full version

I like how I drew the sky🌌

government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program

hell fucking world

well he’s not wrong

REMEMBER ALL THOSE SAD FANFICS AND FANRT WITH ZANE CRYING OVER HIS FRIENDS GRAVES BECAUSE HE OUTLIVED THEM ALL?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The three genders

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

why are you so cool

adhesive

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