ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

hi. did you know australia has a fairywren species called the superb fairywren

and another species called the splendid fairywren

...and one called the lovely fairywren

sunshiney characters who adore the mean grumpy character, platonically or romantically, but not DESPITE them being mean as if that isn’t who the other “really” is deep down. they love it. they think the other is the funniest cleverest most delightful person alive

i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

Real and implied birds.

you see mosses dark green you see mosses brown-green but when you see mosses BRIGHT green….holy shit

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

kinda hysterical to me that tobirama made such a big deal out of having invented the shadow clone jutsu, how it was his jutsu, only to find out that he once performed a full dissection on someone's shadow clone instead of them and never once noticed. like i would've un-summoned myself on the spot out of embarrassment but i'm not sure he knew how to undo the edo tensei. which was also his jutsu.

like he showed up to the fourth war and every single one of the jutsu he created had been mastered by someone else who was better at it than him

I love baseball

sexualizing your fav characters? Nah mate you got me wrong, I’m asexualizing them, that one’s demi now