what if unicorn cowboy

underrated comedic moment on tumblr is when some one makes an obvious biased poll but it ends up going like this

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON A AND B A (THIS IS A TERRIBLE OPTION EW EW EW) - 97% B (CORRECT AND PURE OPTION) - 3%

I think it'd be funny to have a character who keeps trying to break the fourth wall and failing

If u interact with my posts, just know I respond like this:

I hate when an artist gets exposed for being a bad person and people start the narrative “why would you even want to listen to their shitty music” when are we going to be freed from the idea that only good people create good art and bad people create bad art. It just makes it harder for these types of people to be exposed because now you got people thinking “how is this possible, his music is so good!”

Tshirt idea I had

Memo to everybody :

Never be afraid to recycle an idea you had for a WIP you abandoned. Sometimes the idea needs a different set of characters or a different setting.

oh no dying for me thank you, I just wanted to be on this hill with you

one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

any advice for someone who isn't really that interesting?

you weren’t put on this earth to entertain people. live your life as a boring bitch to the fullest.

we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

Zillow house listings

I was bored in class