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memphis-menace · 13 hours
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this is also how I reply to them.
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Oh my this man with facial hair uhhh 😍😍😍😍
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This has been a PSA.
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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical
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BIBI x Jackson Wang- Feeling Lucky
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memphis-menace · 5 days
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I've been seeing this pic edited a lot so naturally I had to do this
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memphis-menace · 6 days
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@lynettethemadscientist Wanted to see some spooky reflective gator eyes in action 👀 So naturally I had to oblige
Bonus, less shadow-y edition under the cut
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Siren!Elvis Headcanons
Disclaimer: Okay so just because I drew him, doesn’t mean my headcanons are the be all end all, okay? If you write about him, feel free to make up your own stuff about him, use this stuff about him, whatever you want! That’s the beauty of fandom! This is just how I personally think of the lad when I doodle him.
Disclaimer #2: There will be mentions of animal traits and geographical/topographical shit. I do not claim to actually know anything or claim it as fact. I am making this up, not aiming for accuracy. He’s a sexy water monster, I don’t think “accuracy” applies here.
Once again, @venus-haze has some AMAZING work out regarding her interpretation of him, and hopefully there’s more coming and I can’t wait to eat it up!
Alright, onto my version.
Okay so right off the bat, my version of Siren!Elvis ain’t exactly a fish. That interview that mentioned crocodile eyes took hold of my soul so. The boy is gator based. 🐊
Lives in a swampy/marshy river type area. Look I don’t know terminology I just know what I live by.
Originally, he sang more traditional siren-y songs; mostly just very melodic, wordless tunes. But as people started building residences and moving near his territory, he heard their music - blues, country, rock n’ roll - and decided he really liked it, so his siren song adapted accordingly.
So, being more reptilian than fishy, he doesn’t have a tail. He has semi-webbed clawed hands and feet, and a gator tail to help propel him through the water. He has scales covering his skin in certain places, mostly his back and arms? I’ll try and draw a reference for what I envision one day I’m not good with description there’s a reason I doodle instead of write fanfic 😭
Now yes, he does eat people. Come on, that’s like. The whole “siren” shtick. HOWEVER, if you should catch his eye as something other than food… 👀
Under no uncertain terms, this fella is a YANDERE. Once he’s set his sights on you, it’s over. You’re his. Prepare to be sung into submission, so to speak.
That being said, he knows that realistically he can’t keep you in the swamp indefinitely - humans are not made for mostly aquatic living. So you can stay at your house, but you better visit him every day or there WILL be a tantrum and his tantrums get bloody
Also his eyes do that reflecty/glowy thing, so if he finds out where you live and you wake up in the middle of the night to see glowing blue eyes by your bed looking at you, don’t worry it’s just Elvis, checking on you.
He may try and eat your pets but if you really reiterate to him that you don’t want him to do that he’ll concede and leave them alone.
However, don’t tell him of anyone you’re getting close to that he may consider a rival. The next day you’ll hear about a nasty, mangled, half-eaten corpse found floating down the river 😬
On the flip side, probably don’t tell him about people who are upsetting you. Unless you’re cool with a pile of bones being left on your porch. Cause like, you know how cats bring you dead animals as a gift? Yeah Elvis will do that. And will get extremely huffy if you throw them away or get rid of them; they were a gift! So what if it’s a liability and if someone finds out you could get arrested on suspicion of murder? He’ll eat the cops, don’t worry!
Fair warning, he will eat you if you try to break up with him or cheat on him. So if you’re starting a relationship with him, it’s gonna be your last one. One way or another. So proceed with caution.
He can also do that scary ass hiss/growl that gators do. Because it’s cool and I say so.
Now if you wanna hear him damn near purr, gently scratch the scales along his spine when you cuddle him. He’ll practically melt.
Now, mans got some sharp teefs. And unfortunately, biting is a love language for him. He’s not being mean or trying to hurt you, he just has to mark you up so people know you’re taken 🙂
Now when it comes to sexy time, you deadass may want to get him a muzzle because hoo lord you may end up in a hospital. He can’t always control his chompers when his hormones get high. He’ll feel bad afterwards and try to help you with the bleeding 🥺
Like most gators, Elvis will eat anything, especially if it’s something you made. Because he can’t fathom that you would take time out of your day to cook something to and bring it to him, when he’s perfectly fine eating raw meat. So it’s super special to him when you bring him food you made. It could be a deep fried boot and he’d eat it happily as long as you made it for him.
Eventually he learns (via siren magic because again, this is fantasy and I can do what I want) how to mask his reptilian features and look human, so he can spend even more time with you! Ain’t that great? :) He’s watched the humans around him for quite a while, so he knows how to behave like one when he needs to. You just need to buy him some clothes. 
This will be updated, but this is what I got for now. He’s basically a big ol puppy with some less than safe eating habits and a unique way of lovin’
He is a g8er boi he said see you l8er boi
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memphis-menace · 6 days
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I should be asleep rn but have this cursed meme instead
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Because this is EXACTLY the dynamic I imagine between reader and our favorite g8er boi
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Siren!Elvis Headcanons (Horny Edition)
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THIS IS NSFW. IF YOU ARE A MINOR, SHOO. GO ON, GIT. BEGONE.
So these are my Horny Thoughts about everyone's favorite gator boy.
TW: Dubious consent, coercion in the form of siren magic, blood, idk what the specific warning is but dude's got sharp teeth and claws and he likes to use them so there WILL be wounds. Like nothing insane but scarring will happen.
If you're into that stuff, proceed.
So as I mentioned in the OG headcanon post, sex with gator Elvis can get... messy.
He has sharp teeth and sharp claws and lord almighty does he use them.
For instance, he'll be railing you from behind, biting into your shoulder so hard you're pretty sure his teeth are hitting bone, all while he's gripping your hips so hard his claws are digging into your skin, sure to leave some deep scars.
There is no way to fuck this man and come out unscathed. He just loses himself in his instincts and has to mark you up and let the world know you are HIS.
But he's also super sweet afterwards and will help you patch yourself up. He'll also try to lick your wounds because that's just how he's used to taking care of bleeding but hey he's doing his best. He also likes the way your blood tastes so that m a y factor in to the licking and biting thing.
Now he's got a pretty good sex drive normally, but when mating season rolls around? Oh boy. You better call in to work sick because you aren't getting away from Elvis for a good while. This is when you may seriously want to consider investing in a muzzle. Cause you think he's bad about biting normally? When he's in rut he STRUGGLES to remember that you are in fact, not a gator like him, and your human skin is MUCH more fragile and cannot handle aggressive gator mating marks.
Now, gators are known to fight for dominance when it comes to mating. So Elvis likes it when you make him work for it, so to speak. So if you REALLY wanna get him riled up, wrassle him. Make him prove to you that he is a strong and capable mate.
Sometimes, he may even let you win the aforementioned wrassling. So if you've got some dominance in your nature unlike me , that's your chance. For example; tying the poor boy up so he can't touch or grab you, gagging him so he can't bite you, and riding him at your leisure, enjoying his desperate whimpers and whines.
Deep down he's a good boy and just wants to prove himself to you.
You tired? Not in the mood? Don't worry he has a song for that, you'll be rearing to go in no time :) He'll sing to you so pretty you'll wonder why you ever tried to tell him "no" in the first place. That's not to say he does this ALL the time, he tries to respect boundaries. But sometimes he's just so needy and needs you so bad ):
He doesn't mind fucking in a more "normal" setting, like your bedroom. He understands that for humans, those places are more comfortable. But he much prefers doing it in the swamp. Really he just likes being in the swamp overall for "personal" and "intimate" matters like that. It's just where he's most comfortable. Plus if y;all fuck in the swamp he doesn't have to worry so much about his tail breaking something or your blood staining your sheets/couch/carpet/etc.
I'm sure I'll think of more this is just what I have for now
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Sleeveless shirt appreciation post
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Anyways, my wrestlers stand for Trans Rights
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Fuck The Rock
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raw, april 15 2024
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Austin Butler training for Dune Part Two. Credits: iTunes Extras.
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