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guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?
guy who lives near a construction site:
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are you mad at me. have you been mad at me. will you be mad at me. when will you be mad at me
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TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!!??
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Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie
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being the number 6 must rule you can just hang out with 5 and 7 whenever because theyre both next door. three bad bitches honestly
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baby i explore your breasts like steamapps common
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the american school system is so awful they don’t teach us to eat the morbol fruit at 2 stacks debuff
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