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some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me
other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand
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First day of life up until 6th grade
Jumped all the way to Freshman year of High School
Then I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do that
Slowly it started growing back and then….
I finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)
At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRT
A year on HRT
Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasn’t been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.
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reblog to help him commit more crimes
ignore if you want to see him imprisoned
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someone: whats ur ringtone
me, who has had their phone on vibrate since 2008: ???
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catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three
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me normally: fuck capitalism.. it’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and subjugated and it isn’t fair… you shouldn’t need to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities the people at the top couldn’t even spend that money in five lifetimes
me playing monopoly: sorry sweaty if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor :)
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Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
8 year old me :
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steve harrington: just cracking open a cold one with the boys
steve harrington: it’s soda they’re children
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interesting how so many people will agree that “mothering is the hardest/most intense/most important job in the world” but the people who perform the work of mothering for money (daycare workers and nannies) are payed shit wages and nobody cares. it’s almost as if we glorify motherhood to convince women to have children but actually consider the gendered work of caretaking to be worth next to nothing.
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I hate when a couple argues in public and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on
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I think I’ve played enough of The Sims.
I have a cold and I was coughing myself to death in my sleep. I refused to get up to get some relief because i was a level 10 cook with a good fridge so i obviously didn’t need anything.
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