melaneyyyyy
Stressed and Depressed.
Melanie. 18. SoCal.
I love things that make me cry and I'm certifiably insane.
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Conversation
friend: they're flirting with you
me: no they're not..
friend: they really are how do you not see this?
me: i've yet to hear them say, "i am romantically interested in you, dating would be swell." until i hear that it is never certain.
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i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out
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some gorl with perky B-cup titties: i love not wearing a bra! i think everyone would be better off without them #freethenipple
me, a literal Titty Monster™ with a bigass chest: right…..ok…..
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As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
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whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???
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when u highkey want someone but u tryna be lowkey
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Video
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teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves
student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire—
teacher:stop stop stop. where?
student: hm?
teacher:where’s the “b” ??
student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???
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