My headcanon is that Varn is very good at giving back rubs and massages, like what he is clearly doing in this drawing here 😈❤️‍🔥 Also he’s 100% a wife guy and you can’t convince me otherwise

Oh look! Another crop! Sometimes your Baroness PC has to be a well endowed elf and you just have to live your bliss 🤷‍♀️

Whatcha doin there Varn? More super cropped drawings of these two in some heated ❤️‍🔥🌶 diplomatic relations.

Hi hello I’m resurrecting this account to post zoomed in drawings of my Baroness PC (circle of the moon Druid) for our Pathfinder Kingmaker (but doing it in 5e) game and the v dashing Maegar Varn getting it on 😈

Our DM has left him live (for now) because I thought he was hot LOL.

They get along quite well 🌶

"I know a little of this man, Sandor Clegane. He was Prince Joffrey's sworn shield for many a year, and even here we would hear tell of his deeds, both good and ill. If even half of what we heard was true, this was a bitter, tormented soul, a sinner who mocked both gods and men. He served, but found no pride in service. He fought, but took no joy in victory. He drank, to drown his pain in a sea of wine. He did not love, nor was he loved himself. It was hate that drove him. Though he committed many sins, he never sought forgiveness. Where other men dream of love, or wealth, or glory, this man Sandor Clegane dreamed of slaying his own brother, a sin so terrible it makes me shudder just to speak of it. Yet that was the bread that nourished him, the fuel that kept his fires burning. Ignoble as it was, the hope of seeing his brother's blood upon his blade was all this sad and angry creature lived for ... and even that was taken from him, when Prince Oberyn of Dorne stabbed Ser Gregor with a poisoned spear."

The Elder Brother - Brienne VI, A Feast for Crows

Kallielef’s amazing art for my Sansan fanfiction works. :D

Little Bird Freed for The Little Bird Freed From Her Cage

Wild at Heart Bedding for Wild at Heart

The Call for The Selkie and the Hound

Reunion for Darkest Before Dawn

Would you happen to know the age difference between Sansa and Sandor in the books?

In AGOT, Sansa is 11 and Sandor is 27. She's a child and he's a dysfunctional, emotionally scarred man. And I don't know of one shipper who wants them together at this point. GRRM separated them for good reason.

As Ashara (who has since left Tumblr and afaik hasn't returned) stated:

"I understand people’s discomfort with SanSan, but I believe most of it stems from misunderstanding the ship and the shippers’ intentions. Shipping SanSan absolutely does not mean we want them to be together when Sansa is a child, I cannot emphasize that enough. However, we would simply love for them to get together in the future when Sansa is older, Sandor is rehabilitated, and they are both in a much better and equal place. But most importantly, if they do end up together, it will be because being with Sandor is Sansa’s choice."

commission piece for thefeatherofhope and her lovely work Wild At Heart, which can be found here. 

hope you guys like it! *flies off into the sunset*

One thing that always baffles me when it comes to Sandor is how hard people find it to in-vision his height (and his girth, destroy boyband skinny Sandor please) in comparison to other characters, particularly Sansa. Sandor is stated to be “near seven feet tall”, i.e. not quite there, so this realistically probably puts him in the 6’10” to 6’12” range.Considering how often Sandor’s size is brought up, and that he is related to Gregor who is fucking 8’ tall, it’s safe to assume he’s at least 6’11”.   Sansa, on the other hand, is said to be “tall for a girl” - people tend to take this and run with it, completely forgetting that she is twelve years old (or there abouts in AGoT and ASoS). The average height for a twelve year old girl is about 4’11”. If you’re generous and tack on a few inches to Sansa to fit her description, 5’3” isn’t a terrible outlandish assumption (and puts Sansa only two inches away from the average height of a grown woman, which is 5’5”.) These forces combined, you get this:

Not exactly the eye-level meeting heights we get in most Blackwater fanart, is it? Now, if you’re going with the fanon that adult!Sansa is a willowy tall goddess (I sure do), and give her a model-esque height of 5’9”, you get this: 

Even if you tack on a inch or two on top of that, Sansa is still pretty much just brushing the tops of Sandor’s shoulders, if that. She’s gonna need some heels if she wants to plant a kiss without him bending over.  And this isn’t even accounting for girth - Sandor is almost 7’ and “muscled like an ox” - an ox is an incredibly interesting descriptor because they have a rather specific shape - big shoulders and huge barrel shaped body. (Which is precisely what the town’s people notice about Sandor in his road trip of hell with Arya). Sandor is a naturally burly guy - his body is much closer to a wrestler’s or lumberjack caricature than Rory McCann’s. He’s certainly not as reedy-thin as he’s shown in most fanart of him.  And just for funsies, he’s some other Sandor comparisons: Sandor vs. Gregor

Sandor almost looks average next to his brother. Sandor vs. Arya (average height for a ten year old girl is listed by most sources as 4’7”, and as the text, as far as I recall, doesn’t mention much in regards to Arya’s height, I’m going to go with that):

He probably rolled her into that blanket burrito one-handed.  Comparisons made by the lovely height tool going around, found here: mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html

mood

sansa with sandor in grassland by 新幸 [pixiv]

Just a very fast sketch of Sandor and Sansa’s kiss.

It is not a spoiler or something like Sansa’ fantasy in the book, it’s just a thing, which I wanted to draw. 

him! 

when do u suppose grrm will release twow? best guess?

when the sun rises in west and sets in the east… when the seas go dry and the mountains blow in the wind like leaves… when your womb quickens again and you bear a living child… then TWOW will be released, and not before.

messed with old sketch.