very good things

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses you!” and she comes over so I can give her a kiss on the face

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses me?” and her tail goes ballistic as she smooches my face ecstatically 

my dog

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

thinking about this

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

Hmm. American Football should probably never be played

Hi my name is Quincey Abraham Arthur John Jonathan Wilhelmina Lucy Harker and I was born on the anniversary of Dracula's death (that's how I got my name) and my parents are half vampire. I have dark brown hair and a lot of people tell me I look like Walter Whitman (AN: if you don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). My guardian angel is a cowboy

“Quincy Lucian Arthur Abraham John Renfield Harker, you were named after the bravest polycule and guy who ate bugs I have ever known.”

This is the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen

Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in

Me: Actually, since we’re underground, it would be magma

Devil: You understand this is why you’re here, right?

alpha bros will always pick lions and wolves to superimpose their "I'm so badass I need no one" memes on as if those aren't the two animals most famous for having a buddy system and excellent group cooperation.

Not feminine, not masculine, not androgynous, but a secret fourth thing

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it