oh yes it's that time of year
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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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everyone going insane over jinki waterbomb news but I bet the man is gonna wear some impermeable shit and we ain't gonna see a thing
he's gonna show up like
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the dog from teletubbies. perfect creature
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr
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Tumblr users the second we're left alone with a stupid button.
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Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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nuyousingapore
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240421 Star Awards 2024 Walk of Fame
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