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love how all of hozier’s lyrics imply that either a. he will one day be murdered and buried by the hands of his lover, a beautiful and mysterious woman who renders him utterly powerless or b. it’s already happened
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we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)
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MeIRL
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I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this
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waitress assigned kin
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Same sis, same
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cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards
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“It’s my fucking highway.” - Dr. Judy Melinek, Forensic pathologist
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