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Unethical dentist who cums in your mouth but her horrible assistant immediately sucks it out with her wretched tube
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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd
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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
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people who cant read a room to save their fucking life are actually angels and necessary to the survival of the species
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Yareta (Azorella compacta) in Bolivia (elevation of 14,000 ft.).
This may look like a moss, but it isnt! This is a broad-leafed plant in the carrot family, Apiaceae.
These plants can grow to bve over 3000 years old. This large specimen may be over 1000 years old.
photographs by Mark Dwyer
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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Make actors learn how to tap dance and do random tap numbers in the middle of movies again
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thats him officer thats the gnome that baked me the most beautiful raspberry scone
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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
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cut off a wizard in traffic and now i age in dog years
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a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it
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DO NOT ATTEMPT TO OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WITHIN 6 HOURS OF FLOATING BY YOUR NOSE TOWARDS A FRUIT PIE COOLING IN A WINDOW SILL
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