TIL Alex Hall, the game master for Ben Drowned, is an AI blockchain bro.

Can't have nothing.

zero suit

thanks to aprils' patrons for voting on this samus pinup!

what terminally online looks like will depend on your primary platform. twitter brain worms look very different from tiktok brain worms and tumblr brain worms are a whole other species

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my latest cartoon for New Scientist.

Hey- fuckin- ugh stop- fuckin quit it

link to original

Thank you! I really try, and no one ever seems to fuckin notice.

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

Rewatched The Good Place for the first time since s4 dropped and. Oh my god. The Good Place said "people are a result of their environment but we always have a moral responsibility to be better" and The Good Place said "every day the world gets a little more complicated and it gets a little harder to be good" and The Good Place said "even in the face of total nihilism, when nothing you do will matter, you still have to at least try. Because trying is better than the alternative" and The Good Place said "if you have bills to pay and shit to deal with you don't have time or energy to become a better person" and then The Good Place really said "people get better when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don't " and THEN The Good Place really said "no one is irredeemable. Everyone can try to be better today than they were yesterday" AND THEN! The Good Place said "Heaven is just enough time with the people that you love" OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Sometimes classics can be improved upon.

The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries : an alternate ending for Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree by Topher Payne 💯🌳❤️

https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree?

my friends playing through hzd and his computer should be able to run the game pretty smoothly but it keeps fucking it up and he sent me a screenshot and I have to keep restraining myself from looking at it because it makes me want to laugh so hard I throw up

Can't believe theyre gonna rebrand to Pussy Eat World

I am deceased.

oh my god

OH MY GOD

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

Escape Artist Featuring Quiver and Robber Guy

15 years ago youtube videos were like two or three freshly graduated guys making mildly homophobic but also somewhat homoerotic comedy skits filmed in 480p on a digital camera gifted to them by god and now its all like 25 minute long videos that are like "THE DARK SIDE OF TINY TOONS"