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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).
I will draw a picture of the horse we make!
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What if dogs could talk and some called their crate a man cave
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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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Saw this tweet foever ago n now i keep thinkin bout how making any character ever Canadian is funny as fuck. Theyre all canadian now
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mediocrecrime · 8 hours
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god you look at any fashionable fat person comments and it’s like so rancid.. people always talking about how they dont want to see our fat stomachs hanging out or rolls and its like. okay maybe for you and your shitty taste. me? when i see a fat person with their belly hanging out of a crop top i get on my knees and thank god for this gift
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mediocrecrime · 8 hours
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words of affirmation for those seeking a werewolf girlfriend
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mediocrecrime · 15 hours
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The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain
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mediocrecrime · 15 hours
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Scars on your body show that you have lived; scars on your heart show that you have loved.
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mediocrecrime · 15 hours
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I can't draw people, so fan accepted idea of Elias bouchard is dead for this meme alr?
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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.
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mediocrecrime · 21 hours
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After all these years, it finally happened
It happened
I had a dream I was a worm
I was a worm in a relationship with a human man
He still loved me even though I was a worm
The question has been answered
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