you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls
your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
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this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤
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Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭
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HI IT’S ME AGAIN
YOU’RE FUCKING UP YOUR TEETH AND YOUR MUSCLES AND SHIT
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Does anybody else think “man, I’d do so many things if I felt better” but once you feel better you don’t do anything cuz you just want to chill and enjoy not feeling bad?
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Give a bored human a screwdriver and you’ll find a pile of scrap where your ship used to be, with a proud looking human sitting nearby.
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okay but like. carrie white was in the right
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Keiko is a legend
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When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal
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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
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Friendly reminder
“Doing your best” does not mean working yourself to the point of a mental breakdown.
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May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!
Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.
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