so i saw this tweet earlier

you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid

Trust

English added by me :)

no other anime woman can compare to hana. it was love at first sight for me...

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access

i love men. i love men. i adore dave brubot

"Don't be ridiculous, Harry, how could I possibly cast a counterspell? I'm tapped out! I already used *all* of my mana. I'm sure a supercop like you can tell that all my lands are tapped. Go ahead, cast your big bomb. We both know you want to, and you know what, *I* want it too, I want nothing more than to see your Craterhoof Behemoth hit the board so you can win the game, because we're all friends here and friends help each other win!"

kofi request: "Hello!! Could you draw spamton eating a huge nasty burger that is like so huge he has to hold it with both hands and tries to miserably take a big bite out of it?"

You know it's pretty funny that Netflix has managed to reinvent Fox's ability to pre-ruin shows by canceling enough of them that people don't want to get invested in the first place. like watching someone reinvent the square wheel

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

btw saying "i hate creatives" isnt funny or quirky it just makes you seem like an asshole

not a joke i hate all art and artists