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The trifecta
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meatgolemwizard · 1 month
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time for tunes! 😁🔊💘
my bluetooth earbuds: Power On! Connecting… Unable To Connect! 😢 Tithe Pool Empty! 😵🔋
ughhhh... fine 🙄 (opens an intricate and ornate wooden chest decorated with many sigils, some of solomon, some far older; and out emerges a tiny clay man, dancing erratically, a noise like a song struggling to break free, muffled and mumbled—for this homunculus has no mouth, no eyes, not even a face! only four flat limbs and a featureless torso. it finishes its dance by splaying its arms wide and a Magpie silently swoops down from a power line, snatches the small clayman in its talons, and carries it away, far away, until the deep blue of the afternoon sky becomes blacker than the walls of night that girdle our dreams)
my headset: Tithe Received‼️ Enjoy And Love Your Music..!❤️‍🔥🎶
Serial Killer Ed Sheeran's New Single: Im in love with a Piece of You! You are destroyed by a magnet!
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meatgolemwizard · 2 months
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FUCK YEAH COLUMBIA UNI STUDENTS!!!!!!
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meatgolemwizard · 2 months
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every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again
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meatgolemwizard · 2 months
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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages
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meatgolemwizard · 2 months
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fang, ed, frenchie, and roach having a spa day together. giving each other fun manicures and doing those sheet masks that have like little animals or characters printed on them and doing hair masks and using the good expensive moisturizers. besties moment. thank you for your time.
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meatgolemwizard · 2 months
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so how is everyone who's been a sub!ed truther for two full years feeling on this glorious day?
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meatgolemwizard · 2 months
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Just thought about how Season 3B has these scenes where Hannibal's in the mind palace, but Will is also interacting with it, unlike other characters who just exist in the mind palace because it's Hannibal's, but then Will even plays with a votive candle on Hannibal's altar like fuck. I need a moment.
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meatgolemwizard · 2 months
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Old wizardpost of me and my friends asdjkdsajk I'm the green one :)
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meatgolemwizard · 2 months
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I'm curious just how many people/characters are on wizardblr! So, if you are a wizard/wizard adjacent/just interact with the wizard rp community, please reblog this! I wanna see just how big we are :)
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meatgolemwizard · 2 months
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Perform the Sleep action Without gaining the "Well Rested" status effect.
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Ariel Schlesinger: Untitled (Lighters), 2007
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meatgolemwizard · 2 months
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you ever accidentally create a recurring theme in your writing. you start putting together an outline for something you’ve never written before and get partway through planning, rearrange the pieces, and go “GODDAMMIT THIS IS ABOUT GRIEF AGAIN”? because let me tell you,
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meatgolemwizard · 2 months
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