I want to chill with U
Lets do what feels good
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MY BIG PROBLEM WITH "FAKE BOOBS" OF BIMBOES IS THAT MOST OF THEM ARE RIGGED WITH HYPNOTIZING TECNOLOGIA TJAT WAS INVENTED TO CONTROL ALL MEN OR AT LEAST ALL MEN WHO DONT HAVE "THE STRAIN" LETS JUST SAY IF U GOT A CERTAIN GOVERNMENT INJECTION U DO NOT HAVE IT ANYMORE SO IT CONTROLS ALL MEN AND LET ME TELL U THERE ARE ALOT OF MEN AROUND ME BUT THEY ARE BEING CONTROLED MOST OF THEM TO NOT WANT TO TRY TO FEEL GOOD DOING SEXUAL TYPE SHIT WITH OTHER MEN IT DID NOT USE TO BE THIS WAU BUT I THINK ITS ALSO CALIBRATED BY THE WAVES IN THE AIR THESE WAVES DID NOT EXISTS ALONG TIME AGO AND PEOPLE USED TO BE HAPPY TRYING TO FEEL GOOD ANY WAY THEY CAN AND THATS NOT HOW IT IS ANYOMRE ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE PEOPLE
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Marriage is WORK but I wouldn’t trade my hubbie Chud for the WORLD he is a NIGHTMARE but he’s MY nightmare thank you GOD for this PIECE OF SHIT LIFE. ✝️
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if you idolized him you missed the point!
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes
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new fuckin’ york baby!!!!
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yall see that super bowl commercial where the two football players kiss sloppy make out style and squeeze eachothers butts it was awesome john madden woulf be so proud
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“we owe you jack and shit and jack just left town” ok Bro… start pooping
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tumblr porn bot getting corrupted by dark powers, eldritch forces at play on this fiendish website
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first time posting on tumblr be nice :)
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i want to see your naturals and but cheeks
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