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people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence
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thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*
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laughing with a group of friends is the point of life actually
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well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest
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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter
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Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.
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de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER
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You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.
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task manager kill this man
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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
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