researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

Anna Haifisch

i have this rare disease where i do something and then later look in the relevant tumblr tags about it. hmm i just had a delicious watermelon, lets see what kind of secrets lie in the #watermelon tag. its this type of artisanal blogging that ensures touching grass will not fix me

btw

its really wild how many movies and tv shows are just like, obscenely skinny. how many casts are representative of the average population, if you sampled a crowd in a normal store or on a train? how many actually “average” bodies do you see on screen? how often are the stomachs shown flat or concave, how often are the thighs all muscle no fat, how often are the jawlines and cheekbones perfect and not covered by even a hint of softness? its bizarre and offputting whenever you start looking at media with that in mind

in european culture, there is a concept known as hooliganism (untranslatable) where normal citizens act as warriors

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

Kent State University

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

how to become disembodied pro tips

1. never exercise, don’t even go for a walk if you can help it

2. socialize online where no one can see your face and body or hear your voice

3. orgasm only when you’re alone watching a video of strangers having a scripted interaction

4. never make something. never even put a premade something together.

5. refuse to touch and be touched

6. get everything delivered

7. replace what you have lost with fantasies of a life

8. deny that you feel the loss

got my hands on a field guide of californian bugs and i found that there's this one bee species in southern california that looks like this

(Actual bugs under the cut, CW for insects)

As a disabled person who's loved LEVERAGE and LEVERAGE REDEMPTION since the beginning - for the characters but also the whole ethos of performing acts that help people against crap systems, it's wonderful to be reminded that it springs from reality.

Me to my astronomy class forum: you WILL hear me talk about Inuit sky culture and you WILL enjoy it