More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!

i still havent actually listened to TMA

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

"The Stoppables"

Taking a nap next to mom

(Source)

If i could just have one singular day when i dont fuck anything up? that would be great

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?

two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

can I stop being nervous about things that don't need anxiety please???

this review is sooooo no stakes, like lowest of no stakes

An accurate summary of Arthur at the end of Part 5 of @malevolentcast (according to John, anyway):

Gosh, I like this podcast.

alice dyer: does anything ever

me: yess queen!! terrorize trespass transgenderism!!!!

"the most pathetic vague-post she had ever seen"

I'm sobbing I need to see that

Sam having a sadboy era sounds so fucking funny

brutalist candy cane

Also Sam keeps getting he/they'd and now Alice has referred to him as a woman I think perhaps Sam may be gender as fuck actually, like canonically