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me-and-jake · 2 years

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‼️This blog has been moved to @slutisnotabadword‼️

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me-and-jake · 2 years

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Just know when "The Little Mermaid" comes out next year I will act a fool. I adore Halle Bailey. She is talented, she's gorgeous, she is the damn moment! THERE WILL BE NO SLANDER HERE!!

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me-and-jake · 2 years

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I just watched The Little Mermaid teaser and y’all…

Tears. Nothing but tears.

The Little Mermaid has been my favorite Disney princess since the age of 4, and I’ve had the toys, the blankets, the clothes, and the theme of birthday parties surrounding this character. And I sometimes felt weird about it cause a lot of people would expect me to say Princess Tiana would be my favorite, etc. But now, as a black girl, newly adult, and with LOCS, I have never felt so good in my life. This movie is about to be a game changer for me personally and I will be the first person to buy a ticket.

With that being said.

For all the racists and ignorant ass people out there that are complaining about this movie… STAY AT HOME. I don’t care. If you still got that stick up your ass, then don’t come bitch. Stay at home, and watch the cartoon. We don’t need y’all at the theaters or on social media ruining the vibes. Stay the fuck at home, we won’t need you nor would we miss you. Your opinion is invalid and just plain stupid.

You know why?

Because you don’t make fucking sense.

“Ariel should be played by a Danish actress.”

I am 98.9% that Jodi Benson, the original Ariel, is not fucking Danish. So isn’t the other actresses from other adapations of The Little Mermaid.

“Then it should be fine to have a white actress play Tiana.”

Look how you stupid you sound. First of all, if you ever took the time to open a book or Google, then you would’ve known that Tiana is actually inspired by a real-life person—a black person. And second of all, Tiana’s story literally stems from a black experience during the early 1900s, which dealt with segregation and racism. Like…. make that make sense.

Ariel’s race does not fucking matter. You know why? She’s a fucking FISH. And, it’s not an important factor. Her hair and her voice is. And from the looks of it, they got the red hair and they DEFINITELY got the voice.

Disney isn’t being “woke”, they’re just late to the damn program, like EVERYBODY else. Diversity should’ve been happening, before the 2000s. Half of the Disney Princesses should have been people of color already. We should have been had original black stories. We should’ve been had good representation.

Think about it. You are sitting there, grown as hell—because I doubt the little kids are complaining—mad that a mermaid isn’t white.

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#the little mermaid #halle bailey #not twilight related #disney #disney100 #ariel #and stop fucking trolling the trailer comments #you immature assholes

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me-and-jake · 2 years

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the new Quileute tribal school looks beautiful omg!

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#why I feel like I’m the only one that likes it :((

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me-and-jake · 2 years

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casting a spell of finish your wip rb to pass it on

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me-and-jake · 2 years

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To punish myself I think I should write a Twilight essay, because I haven’t screamed my opinions loud enough. And I need to prove that the writing is shit

#twilight

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‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

#which is why I sometimes get irritated when people constantly say #oh this character deserved better #they deserve to be happy #they should have a happy ending #of course they do deserve all of that and more but doesn’t mean they should #if y’all want happiness 24/7 and a happy ending #then watch a Disney movie #and even some of those are SAD

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me-and-jake · 2 years

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New game for us Team Jacobs: where does New Moon “end”? For me I stop the movie after Jacob asks Bella to stay with him forever in Quileute

#I either stop there and pretend that they kiss and the phone never rang #or i stop right before she jumps off that fucking cliff #team jacob #new moon #jacob black #bella swan

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You can’t look me in the eye and say with a straight face that you actually like Edward Cullen.

#or atleast tell me that he’s ‘the best option’#if i met someone like edward in real life #which i’m sure someone like him does exist #i would be honestly terrified enough to get a restraining order #breaking into my house and watching me sleep???#following me into a whole other city??#Then to top it off #tells me you can you read minds and say you dont have the strength to stay away from me #I’M CALLING 911 #edward cullen #twilight #he’s insane

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me-and-jake · 2 years

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People love natives in such a superficial way. People wanna stand with natives when we’re talking about the trees, and the land. People wanna stand with natives when we talk about philosophies of love and togetherness. But as soon as it’s time to talk about political side of being native. About dismantling a system built on the genocide of our people. About how we need a new system that isn’t built upon capital gain and benefitting white bodies. About putting up a fight. About how the colonial state we reside in is a disgusting imperial plague on this land. Suddenly y’all don’t wanna talk native.

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The balancing act of completely loving and also hating/making fun of twilight is truly a fucking art form and a skill

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I have no idea how Twilight got me into Marvel then Stranger Things, countless of other book series, and now Game of Thrones???

#the hell happened

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me-and-jake · 2 years

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Purple Hearts literally could’ve been about a girl struggling with her diabetes and trying to achieve her dreams of having a successful band—and it would’ve been great.

#there was a problem with Purple Hearts that I couldn’t put my finger on #aside from THE OBVIOUS FLAWS #the military shit in this movie felt so out of place #if you would just take it out #the movie would’ve been atleast decent #Purple Hearts

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me-and-jake · 2 years

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I wanna recommend my blackwater fic so bad but I feel like people wouldn’t like it

#I started it a year ago and listen #a lot of shit can happen in a year #I wish I would’ve started it differently but now it’s too late to change it #so I just go with the flow of things now #I still enjoy it tho #twilight #jacob black #leah clearwater

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I am shoulder deep into GoT rn, and I still don’t know the overrall plot of this show.

#if i see one more nipple it’ll be too soon #game of throne #got #i can’t stop now cause i got attached to the characters

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