y’know what..... all 0 of you mutuals that are still here and active.... now that i hopefully have more free time this year, i’m finally getting sessionbox set up so i can switch between blogs easier and save me from myself actually :^) mchero 2022??? maybe??? hello..

i watched once upon a time in hollywood, and cliff booth is aph america, and i am MAD about it

" i brought you ketchup chips ! " / matthew .

@dragons-cove

LEFT AND RIGHT watchful,  squinted eyes dart to ensure their utmost privacy during the transaction about to be made,  because he really can’t afford for any witnesses to catch a whiff of these particular smuggled wares.   Alfred is grateful for his oversized jacket then,  as it’ll no doubt provide ample hiding space for the FORBIDDEN SNACKS   ( except not really,  but this whole exchange sure feels more exciting when approached that way )   he has little to no intentions of sharing.   In a voice uncharacteristically hushed,  his visiting brother is urged --      ❛ Alright,  hurry,  hand over the goods. ❜

me: *eats absolute trash all day but drinks a lot of water* me: being healthy is a lifestyle :)

YOU WON’T BELIEVE what happens if you click ♥ ...  

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

All nations are made of duality: a mix of opposites, living paradoxes, contradictory beings that should not exist, but are there anyways. They are immortal, but made of people who are born and who die like everything else; they work for the government, the elite few that rule, yet their own opinions of the world are often those of the common masses; they are both their own individuals and the millions of people in their country all at once; they are made up of some strange combination of their land, their people, and the regime that manages it all.

So what are they? Personifications of the geography, personifications of their culture, of their nation? Are they shaped by their own people’s views of their nation, or based on outside perception? How are they created? How do they change? How do they die? How do they interact with the world; how do they shape it, how do they make it their own? How do they grow, live, work? What do they do; what do they spend their time on? Where do they come from, and where do they go?

Who are they?

      ❛ Not to brag or anything,  but I can recite EVERY Will Ferrell line from Elf. ❜

there are 3 imposters among us

           ❛ YOU DID IT,  you crazy sons of bitches, you did it !! ❜

2 dumbasses, in love

I haven’t drawn AmeLiet in 300 years so I decided to remedy that

if alfred was a dog he would be golden retriever