I got a request for Greek Gods as things I’ve overheard, and since school is- quite possibly the best place for these things, I figured why not!
Zeus: “Bold of you to assume that I can’t be more of an asshole.”
Poseidon: “People never drink water in class. Drink water throughout class. Drink water instead of class. Don’t go to class.”
Hades: “My math grade is almost lower than my will to live.”
Hestia: “Sometimes I just want to sit in that fire pit and roast marshmallows as I let the ashes reclaim me.”
Demeter: “They said we need more plants around. Replace me with a plant.”
Hera: “I need feminism because clearly my future husband is going to be a dumbass and I want to prove I’m better.”
Athena: “I like the smell of old books.” *proceeds to stuff face into textbook*
Hermes: “I can steal your heart, yes- but can I steal myself a personality?”
Apollo: “Music class these days is just idiots trying to find happiness.”
Artemis: “I just want to be gay with an instinct to kill.”
Hephaestus: “I want to build myself a girlfriend.”
Aphrodite: “Maybe one day people will appreciate my inner beauty and not my numerous pimples.”
Dionysus: “Time to get DRUNK!” *chugs water bottle*
Persephone: “I love flower crowns. They make me want to-” *cracks knuckles* “Kick ass.”