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ONE HOUR AGO: greg abbott, who i have the great displeasure of calling my governor, is calling for the expulsion and jailing of ut austin students exercising their first amendment right to freedom of speech an assembly. every single motherfucker on the right soooo concerned about the first amendment seems to be creaming their pants over college students being brutalized and arrested for protesting. its fucking reprehensible.
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i caved into the voices i turned her into a pony
ALSO OTHER SARI DOODLES LOL. LOTS OF SARI S THIS IS A SARI POST!!!!
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Thinking about Chilchuck recommending his daughter replace him. Thinking about Marcille's fear of outliving everyone. Thinking about Marcille staying friends with Chilchuck's family for generations and generations.
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How do you pronounce Miette?
re: this poll (no shade, I just wanted a poll with Mi-ett)
*2: mi-TAY with emphasis on tay
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"Huh, ritzy," praised Boimler, "looks like a captain's condo or something."
"Hey, isn't that Admiral Stark's dad?" noticed Jen after spotted a picture.
"Jen, sit down," ordered Mariner, helping the pregnant Andorian to a sofa.
"Oh for crying out loud, it's still weeks before I give birth."
"Yeah, for normal Andorians. You already mentioned she's growing faster than normal."
"Becky, babe, maybe we focus on reality shifting again first? Jason, any idea what's going on?"
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This planet Jason was on was once thriving world. A planet full of trees, water, animals, and people. All who lived peacefully on the planet, until a war broke out in this sector. This left the planet in ruins, all of its resources plundered, and its people nearly wiped out. Centuries have passed and the planet has been nearly forgotten.
Jason was told the planet was under the control of a group called the Klingons. He didn’t think too much about it and knew he would be out of here before they found out or one of their allies.
He walks over towards his prize. A box containing a valuable item that he knew would come in for a pretty penny…or whatever currency the people of this universe use. He walks over and begins to disable any security systems around, before getting his prize. He wipes away the dirt from it, opens it, and smiles when he saw what’s inside.
“Just like the buyer said,” Jason whispered before putting the box in his bag.
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"I thought he gave it to you?" figured Mariner, patting her pockets, "Oh, wait, here it is."
It had a note attached to it that said Ahsoka has earned my favor. She'll need it soon. Don't unfold it until you can't turn back. -Q
"I think this is yours."
"Whoah, did you scan that?" piped Boimler, holding up a tricorder, "That thing has enough transdimensional energy to ignite a star."
"He must have put everything he had into it," concluded Mariner, "idiot. If he was gonna die, he should've just gone home before the Force killed him."
"Wait, Q's dead?" piped Boimler, "What the heck did I miss down there?"
"A lot Boims," Mariner sighed as she pulled out her Kyber, "so how do I do this..? shit, I picked a red one."
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Ahsoka Tano was dead. Or at the very least, that's what the galaxy assumes after finding her lightsabers where her ship crashed. Killing all her men onboard, including herself. However, this was not completely true.
Ahsoka survived Order 66, an order from the Sith Lord, who was the chancellor of the once Galactic Republic. The order caused the Clone army to turn on their Jedi commanders and kill them all. Ahsoka, despite not being a Jedi anymore, was still considered one by the soldiers. Thankfully, she not only survived, but saved one of her Clone friends, Captain Rex.
The two faked their deaths and went their separate ways. To avoid the other from getting hurt.
Ahsoka left onboard a ship and found herself traveling beyond the Outer Rim, before finding herself being transported through a portal. One that caused her to find herself adrift on her ship. In a new galaxy that she was unfamiliar with and was in need of some help.
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Ravage and Buzzsaw flinched. Arcee had just stepped in the biggest landmine in their shared history.
"Typical Autobot. Talks big, knows nothing."
Rumble cut the comm.
Ravage sighed, speaking for the first time since meeting Ahsoka.
"We did not choose this," she hissed in heavily accented Basic, "our old boss wanted muscle, so he built us. We were tools to him. None know better than us the cruelty of the Decepticons. Unfortunately, the brand does not come off. We've tried."
"Ravage, she didn't know," Sari defended, "heck, I didn't know."
"I do not blame her for her ignorance," she clarified, "but Jedi and Autobots tend to talk like they know all, which is quite irritating. We thought this galaxy was safe, but... there used to be more of us. Many more. Rumble is sad, has been sad for long time. Family is very small now."
She turned out the window, glaring at the red droid on Arcee's droid port.
"I apologize on his behalf. He is in mourning, so he is testy, but that does not excuse his behavior. I will speak with him on Yavin. In the meantime, you focus on Pharma and training to beat Jedi."
"Why Jedi?"
"Because I know Pharma well. He almost certainly has more clones. Clones of Jedi and Sith, some lost to history. It will be a harder fight, and you barely survived the last one. Tano, keep my friend alive, yes?"
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Ahsoka Tano is seen down in the lower levels, looking for work to continue paying for her place. She was no longer a Jedi, so she needed to find work. In order to pay for her place she was staying, while also getting food to fill her belly. Ahsoka sighed knowing she wasn't going to be able to find a proper job without getting her hands dirty.
"They want me to steal from a known crime lord or to steal from the Jedi Temple to retrieve a lightsaber from one of the fallen Jedi," Ahsoka knew both of these would either get her killed or arrested. She knew the Jedi Temple needed to be warned about this, but didn't understand why this person wanted the lightsaber.
"Well, I'll need to find work somewhere in order to pay for my next rent," said Ahsoka as she stops in her track when she sensed something. "What was that?"
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