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Hello! I'm a 27 years old brazilian woman (she/her)! I'm asexual, biromantic and autistic. I love USUKUS and PruAus very dearly. If you want to support my writing, please consider giving me a ko-fi. .
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Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus
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If neurotypicals are so good at picking up hints, why do they never seem to notice you leaning away when they try to touch you?
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Something told me you guys liked the first post I did of this meme so I thought I might as well draw more mwahahaha
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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.
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Welcome to the funniest set of memes I’ve ever seen thank you
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in 2030 you'll have to pay a $9/month subscription just so they dont send a pack of dogs to bark at your house all night
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i’d rather have rainbow capitalism then living in constant fear of discovery. the woman in the pride flag disney t-shirt might be missing the nuance, but at least i know i can be myself. a street full of rainbow flags makes me more comfortable holding a mans hand. look. corporations aren’t your friend. they will sell to whoever will buy. but kids seeing gay everything every year is only ever a good thing, and a massive improvement in history
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It’s funny to me how with games like Rimworld, players will try to make the most evil colony possible and it’ll be like “yeah we run entirely on prison labor and when they die we skin them and turn them into hats” but it’s a very juvenile sense of evil that’s you’d expect to see in the margins of a middle school notebook
but when Cities: Skylines players want to do evil it’ll be “I built an urban freeway interchange and parking lots in accordance with real Texas zoning laws” and every comment is something like “this looks like Houston’s 290/10/160 interchange, I drive on it for work and dream about blowing it up every single day” or “you’re a real sick fuck you know that? Also good job with your frontage roads!”
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