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Mayor Pamela Winchell
I am Pamela Winchell,
Mayor of Night Vale.
Currently.
In short time, I will be stepping down from my position at the... "advice" of the Man in the Tan Jacket and the mysterious hooded figures.
Current status: Living in the Dog Park, along with the Man in the Tan Jacket and Intern Dana. ...But I've said too much already.
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#[Thank you to all my lovely followers so far!#Both I and Pamela are honored you are here.#I moreso than Pamela.#That's all for me tonight. I'm going to sleep.#so]#from within the solid black walls of the Dog Park#Goodnight Night Vale
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Ah, I see. You must have met Khoshekh, then. That alien of a creature that should be destroyed, because obviously floating cats DON'T EVEN EXIST much less float four feet off the ground in men's bathrooms!
But, unfortunately, I am not a man, and thus cannot enter the men's bathroom at the Night Vale Community Radio Station to destroy it myself.
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Excellent! Same to report here, as well. I am most definitely not being tortured deep within the recesses of my soul day and night, earning internal, paralyzing fear and self-loathing constantly. Things are going very well, here, in the Dog Park, and I am as happy as I could be with my new friends, the mysterious hooded figures!
nvssp is attending the press conference
I assume things are in order for the Sheriff’s Secret Police during my (more than likely eternal absence from the rest of normal civilization forever from now on) absence?
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theonlyvoiceofnightvale is attending the press conference
*whispers through a static-y, weak-signaled phone call* Cecil. Cecil, this is Mayor Pamela Winchell. I have been able. To place. A call. From. The Dog. Park. I have a message. For. Your listening. Audience. *breathing heavily*
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Welcome to Night Vale is a free podcast in the style of community radio set in a strange, Twilight Zone-esque town called Night Vale.
What do you need to know?
You can listen to it on itunes for free or listen to it here (scroll all the way down to the bottom for the first one).
Each podcast is 20-30 minutes long.
New ones are posted on the 1st and 15th of the month.
The broadcaster’s name is Cecil.
It’s weird. Get used to that.
Yes, the weather section is just music. But it’s awesome music.
No, Cecil having a third eye, tentacles, moving tattoos, etc. are not canon. These are all fanon interpretations of him. There’s no canon description other than that he has a face with a nose and eyes and mouth, and he’s neither tall nor short, thin nor fat.
Carlos is perfect.
Desert Bluffs is a rival town. They suck.
Sit up when you’re listening to it. Cecil’s voice is smooth and sonorous, and it can put you to sleep.
Why listen to it?
There’s queer representation in the form of our host, Cecil.
Cecil’s love interest is a POC. And perfect.
Cultural appropriation is fucking slammed.
The fandom is amazing and produces beautiful art and graphics.
It’s funny.
It’s unlike anything you’ve ever heard before.
There’s a floating cat.
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desertbluffsvoice started following you
You must be that... doppleganger we've all heard so much about of Cecil's. He said you were a hideous, evil thing that should be done away with in the most vile way imaginable. ...Of course, we don't propagate violence here in Night Vale, so Welcome and Hello. Feel free to enjoy our lovely town, and might I invite you to please join me here within the Dog Park. Which is perfectly safe and not in any way of mortally perilous concern for you.
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nvssp is attending the press conference
I assume things are in order for the Sheriff's Secret Police during my (more than likely eternal absence from the rest of normal civilization forever from now on) absence?
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Notice: There is no digital, staticky hum coming from the dog park, Mayor Pamela Winchell announced today. The mayor stressed repeatedly in her 90-second, impromptu press conference that there is no unbearable, soul-tearing sound that rips at the sinews of your very being coming from the dog park.
Mayor Winchell continued with a plea for all Night Vale residents to understand that there could not possibly be a deeply-coded message emanating from a small, fenced-in patch of municipal grass and dirt. Citizens are not even supposed to be consciously aware of the dog park, so they could not possibly be receiving a menacing and unearthly voice, instructing listeners to bring precious metals and toddlers to the dog park.
“Dog park," she repeated. “That could never, ever be real," the mayor shouted, pounding the podium with her bleeding fists.
There were no follow-up questions.
Welcome to Night Vale, episode 6 - The Drawbridge
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Make the questions quick, Cecil. I have a ninety-second, unannounced press conference scheduled in thirty minutes from inside the Dog Park, and I have to rush. The hooded figures do not wait, Cecil.
THEY. DO. NOT. WAIT.
mayor-pamela-winchell is watching you
Why, if it isn’t our dear, soon-to-be-no-longer-our-mayor Mayor! I had a few questions for you for my broadcast and I was wondering if you’d allow me to interview you.
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CITIZEN ADVISORY NOTICE
CITIZENS ARE ADVISED THAT KNOTS OF ANY KIND ARE OUTLAWED FOR TODAY. THIS INCLUDES BOWS. IF YOU HAVE TO TIE YOU SHOES, WE ADVISE NOT DOING THAT. GLUE THE LACES TOGETHER.
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Five-headed dragons.
Cannot.
Be.
MAYOR!!
The Sherriff’s Secret Police are searching for a fugitive named Hiram McDaniels, who escaped custody last night following a 9pm arrest. McDaniels is described as a five-headed dragon, approximately 18 feet tall, with mostly green eyes and weighing about 3600 pounds. He is suspected of insurance fraud. McDaniels was pulled over for speeding last night, and the Secret Police became suspicious when he allegedly gave the officers a fake driver’s license for a five foot eight man named Frank Chen
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doing a little testeroo here
reblog if you hate kevin
(love)
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Remind me to never try drawing a cherub again.
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Steve Carlsburg is an asshole, pass it on.
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