i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

women should know that “please let me know if there’s anything I can do” actually means “blink twice if you want me to run him over with my car”

so much of taking care of yourself as an adult is just learning to eat at home and going on walks

i started doing things scared and doing things alone years ago the real challenge is doing things tired

it's dawned on me that no one can stop me from my childhood dream of having a bed tent

im like if a poet or perhaps another writer of some sort never wrote anything

brutalist candy cane

jenny holzer, in a dream

I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats

Do you ever miss a character from a show but not like in the way that you want to rewatch the whole show because theres so much stuff going on and thats not what youre looking for but you miss your boy

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock