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Miss May
There isn't much to say really. This is the dumping ground for a generally unstable twenty-something who uses escapism often and whines about life more than she'd care to really admit to.
If for some odd reason you like whatever drips and drabs I occasionally post thanks to beautiful prompters--I have a writing blog.
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anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -
me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it
anxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about it
me:
me: …..go on
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Kristen Schaal discusses the double standard with the “dad bod” trend.
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Being my girlfriend does not mean that you no longer have a life. Hang out with your friends, take a day for yourself, go with your family somewhere. I’m not here to control you. If you want to talk or meet up with your ex then do it. Until proven otherwise, I trust you. I may not like it but if its what you want to do than ok. I just want you to be happy. And if you’re depressed one day and just want to be left alone, let me know. I’ve been there before too so I understand. but while your handling whatever it is on your own, know that you’re never truly alone. I’ll always be here for you no matter what. and know that if I’m with you, I’m not just looking for a fling. I’m looking to build and grow my life with you. but also know that I don’t what to pressure you into doing anything you don’t want to do. I respect you and your body and want you to feel comfortable. So do what you want, and be who you want, because as long as you’re happy, I’m happy.
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happy birthday to me i’m drunk and not suicidal for the first birthday in like seven years? holy shit. life does indeed get better.
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MEMORIAL DAY SALE!
Get Buy-2-Get-1-Free on all items (expires at 12:00AM EDT on 05/26/2015). Discount applies automatically. Visit Eclipsical Jewelry and Design on Storenvy!
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i’m not even sure what sexual attraction really feels like
for me it’s something i think happened to me maybe once or twice, and only in a relationship.
people talk about others they find sexy and i never see it. aesthetically pleasing yes, but sexually attractive? does not compute
sex is something that i could do, if i wanted, but i could live without it
i like pretty people. i like kissing pretty people. i like intimacy, but sexual intimacy isn’t something i need or want
people talk about how they can’t go ‘without’ for more than a week. i’ve been ‘without’ for over three years and i never think about it
i like writing smut. i like drawing smut. neither make me less asexual
i get more fulfilment from good food than i ever did from sex
people talk about asexuals as if they’re naive and innocent babies. i’m an adult. i know what sex is. i just don’t care about it.
i’m not weird, broken, or wrong. just asexual.
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So Relatable 🙅 (W/ Valerie Torres)
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The reason why sharks attack surfers.
Please follow Oceans & Seas: http://oceans.press
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MEMORIAL DAY SALE!
Get Buy-2-Get-1-Free on all items (expires at 12:00AM EDT on 05/26/2015). Discount applies automatically. Visit Eclipsical Jewelry and Design on Storenvy!
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It finally happened
A white rich suburban mom called me a dropout and told her very young daughter (who made the comment I was working very hard) this is where she’d end up if she didn’t do well in school
Finally
I graduated top 10 from both high school and college to hear the dropout speech from a white suburban mom
It’s like a right of passage for working in service and retail jobs
Finally I am a true waitress
The AMERICAN WAITRESS
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*whispers* if the majority of millenials vote for Bernie Sanders in the presidential election he will win by a land slide, pass it on
and don’t forget that republicans are dying out. literally.
this is our chance to fix the past generations mistakes
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EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.
A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY
AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?
LET’S DO THIS THING.
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Traditional Celtic marriage vows, better than anything I've ever heard:
You cannot possess me for I belong to myself
But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give
You cannot command me, for I am a free person
But I shall serve you in those ways you require
and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand.
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Hello, friends and followers! I never thought 253 people would want to follow this blog, but you have, and that’s awesome. Let’s celebrate by vying for shiny jewelry!
Rules
You don’t have to be a follower to enter; however, followers will get 3 extra entries. No giveaway blogs.
Likes AND reblogs count as entries. You can reblog this as many times as you want. Spam your friends, whatever. It’s not my dash.
Each purchase made on the website counts as 10 entries! No minimum order required to enter. Just include your url in the box that lets you leave me a note, or send me an ask with the name on your order and the order number. LET ME CLARIFY THAT EACH ITEM YOU ORDER GETS YOU 10 ENTRIES. It wouldn’t be fair if somebody spent $100 and got the same number of entries as someone who spent $2.50.
You have to be okay with giving me your address, because you can’t download the jewelry (one day!). I will ship prizes for free in the US since that costs less than $2, but if you live outside the US and win, you’ll have to send me $7 for shipping, because damn, it’s pricey. I’m sorry, I’m broke.
Your ask box has to be open so I can notify you.
So what do you get?
Prizes
There will be three prizes, seen above. I will randomize the list, and the first person gets first pick. Second person gets second pick. Third person gets whatever is left. If you can’t wear one of the piercings for whatever reason, I can swap it out for clip-on earrings or ear cuffs. Prizes can’t be exchanged for cash. Click the pictures for descriptive captions about each prize.
THIS GIVEAWAY WILL END ON JUNE 15 AT 11:59PM ET.
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