any time i feel like shit i just rewatch the vid of those people in new york reacting to sans undertale being confirmed for smash. like the exact second megalovania starts you can see all stages of grief diluted into dionysian ecstasy. it's Incredible

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The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is

Maybe if you sat down and looked at shrimp fishing bait you’d calm down a bit ok.

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Guy who doesn't understand that killing is murder: we can just kill him, right? That's legal

My liege, I bring news from beyond the hellsite. Yes. They twinkified him and made him white. Mhm. I’m sorry, my liege, the mistranslations have gone too far. I shall start dad-bodding this man as soon as I leave your sight. What’s that? You want me to make him trans as well? In which direction, your highness? It doesn’t matter? Well said, my lord. I shall commence at once.

Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light

i understand seals

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ⓘ This user just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves